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look at my cool dog tag it's really cool. '96/taurus/depressed/enfj/chaotic. my Abt me page is not accurate, exists to memorialz a past me

[batsandboba]

me: hey inat i found this weird bug in the bathroom can you help me out? it’s like a moth fly thing

inat:

hm. well. can’t argue with that i guess.

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[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[segamascott]

[violyet]

Myki Meeks and Darlene Mitchell in Fannie: the hard knock ball ☆

[wiiwheel]

I'm mid but I am free

[dogpuppy]

[3000s]

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[toddycats]

[fucko]

[correctopinionhaver]

[cooldogpics]

Bro come On @staff

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[brucespringsteencomments]

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[theweirdwideweb]