Wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk

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Your stare was holding Ripped jeans, skin was showin' Hot night, wind was blowin' Where you think you're going baby? 📷 @dmwinant #girlswithink #carlyraejepsen #callmemaybe #prowrestlingmagic #badmatch #guyswithtans #boysarebackintown #suburbanbadass #thiccimorton #dungeonofgloom https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/Bwk6YcfHC4X/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ihvxcva4dvo9

[badnewsadolf]

Suburban badass Always kicking assholes' asses 💪😚 #girlswithink #undertaker #deadmanwalking #blitzkriegpro #travishuckabee #bobbyorlando #wrestling #undefeatedstreak #thiccimorton #dungeonofgloom #suburbanbadass (at Westfield, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/BwVTW7uHsnY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1evpe70g7hfcq

[badnewsadolf]

Just think: while you've been getting down and out About the liars And the dirty, dirty cheats of the world You could've been getting down To this Sick Beat #girlswithink #jackets #taylorswift #tswift #blitzkriegpro #wrestling #iamthewarrior #guyswithlegs #thiccimorton #dungeonofgloom #suburbanbadass (at Westfield, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/BwR8FcQnGPG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=b59dyasuv6sb

[badnewsadolf]

I'm The Suburban Badass 📷 @gettheimage #girlswithink #creed #scottstapp #Brooklyn #houseofyes #WrestleMania #pointingatsigns #jacked #muscles #guyswithbuns #thiccimorton #dungeonofgloom (at House of YES) https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/BwILBGWHe28/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1noloivjatgao

[badnewsadolf]

THIS IS WHAT MY MOM THINKS I DO *WRESTLEMANIA WEEKEND PROMO* *OPEN DATES* *DM ME* *BUZZWORDS* #WrestleMania #girlswithink #promo #wrestling #poospatuck #spf50 #thiccimorton #dungeonofgloom https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/Bvpc1CKHbXS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=k6by81f6v03z

[badnewsadolf]

Every day, for every decision you make, you must ask yourself the timeless question: "do you even want this?" 📷 @travisalexphoto #girlswithink #taylorswift #muscles #fitfam #nahfam #bandaidsdontfixbulletholes #hotguysreading #dungeonofgloom #thiccimorton https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/BvcfN0NHpI_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1psty1hwp2vvh

[badnewsadolf]

Find you a man who can do both (AND make @davesturch smile like that) #girlswithink #wrestling #taylorswift #outlawmudshow #rollinginbarbedwire #bankrobber #karaoke #shakeitoff #submissionwrestling #customs #dungeonofgloom #thiccimorton (at Neshaminy Creek Brewing Company) https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/BvYY21BHJ8B/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17z5zhvmnvaqd

[badnewsadolf]

So I'm coming to @uncannyattractionent on April 6th for a big 10-way SCRAMBLED EGGS match They asked me for my thoughts I projected my feelings on every wrestling promo I've seen this year Sorry and you're welcome 💪😚 Whole video in bio #girlswithink #uncannyattractions #dragqueen #cutebutt #selfiepromo #verticalvideos #dungeonofgloom #thiccimorton (at House of YES) https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/BvUwib0Hw9S/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nz0lh5hy0on2

[badnewsadolf]

They said it changes when the sun goes down 📷 @dmwinant #girlswithink #dungeonofgloom #nomoretears #flannel #ironic #ironnick #thiccimorton #guyswithbuns #goatrodeo https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/BvRr-ZJHLe5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=erv34k987gxu

[badnewsadolf]

In pro wrestling, you make many sacrifices to get to the next level which many people would view as idiotic or unfathomable I never envisioned "posing as Little Mermaid" as being an essential point of those sacrifices I'm gonna make it #girlswithink #littlemermaid #disneyprincess #hotdadsofdisneyland #art (at VFW Post 2017 - Dedham, MA) https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/Bu64ZZSnhNh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11mttjh1bk1ev

[badnewsadolf]

The finale of Picture of Dorian Gray 📷 @carlgunhouse #girlswithink #taylorswift #oscarwilde #pictureofdoriangray #dead #dungeonofgloom #yourperson https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/BuUyR_Gndkn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xpwhzj35kyc2

[badnewsadolf]

CLEANING OUT THE OFFICE 1997 FLORIDA MARLINS FIRE SALE! Found a bunch of very old shirts laying around, and they're taking up a lot of space in the empty Xerox boxes! Sizes included in attached pictures! $10 each Get em now before things get hairy at work again! Jump into my DMs for inquiries! 💪😊 *Undertaker blanket NOT for sale! #girlswithink #merch #shirts #clothes #shelikescloth #teengirlsquad #thiccimorton #dungeonofgloom (at Mesopotamia, Ohio) https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/BuMrYX_nWzG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rwjnmm8f2cuj

[badnewsadolf]

Look in the eye, and testify I didn't feel a thing 📷 @travisalexphoto #girlswithink #butts #anthonyreckersbutt #faithnomore #thiccimorton #dungeonofgloom #FreeCPA https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/BuKLToAnB_v/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mwq036wmxyja

[badnewsadolf]

Queen of the rodeo 📷 @travisalexphoto #girlswithink #FreeCPA #guyswithhair #outlawmudshow #bagofmilk #yourperson #wrestling #bodyguy #bodypositive #teenageheartthrob #thiccimorton #dungeonofgloom https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/BuE9zJ8HUtZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16uij8p9yb7yi

[badnewsadolf]

Larry Sweeney was one of the main reasons I went to ROH shows. I like to think him and I would have traded the Texarkana title 86 or so times and made wrestling history in a perfect world. Here's me trying unsuccessfully to heckle him while wearing one of his shirts. #12Large 💪❤ (at Manhattan Center) https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/BuCmAZXnw8s/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cbmvrnklhm8a

[badnewsadolf]

Looked cute Might get fired later 🙌 #FreeCPA #girlswithink #threatlevelmidnight #guyswithbuns #hotdadsofdisneyland #michaelscott #zaddy #funemployment #thiccimorton #dungeonofgloom (at Dunder Mifflin Inc.) https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/Bt6OiHFnHa8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sdjjodax1spg

[badnewsadolf]

Even in these trying times, let's not forget to kiss each him/her like you meant it 💪❤ #FreeCPA #girlswithink #happyvalentinesday #love #dashboardconfessional #emo #outlawloveshow #chocolate #love #thiccimorton #dungeonofgloom (at The Gate) https://www.instagram.com/cpawrestles/p/Bt3mgQOHqDa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jwx5osoeen9r