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maddie  |||  any pronouns  |||  no, im not here to make fun of other people's ocs, im here to make fun of my own  ||| making the fantasy world of Name Later |||  main: @asimplecheeseburger

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Does your character wear perfume or cologne?

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What if I just used this blog to spit random horrible ideas for ocs as they come

Like not even draw them first. I just make my cursed visions everyone elses problem

Hm...

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new oc :)

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character idea

name: Jake from Stake Farm occupation: tree farmer/vampire hunter

Jake is always going on about his fear and hatred for vampires, so to deter them from his property, he has come up with the perfect plan. He has created a tree farm and only uses the wood to make wooden stakes! NO Vampire will ever come close! 

This is pretty much a useless endeavor since vampires can’t even go anywhere without explicit permission anyway. Also, why not just farm garlic? That’s a crop that just inherently deters vampires. Jake doesn’t even dislike garlic. Garlic is delicious. Many questions and mysteries surround Jake from Stake Farm, and he might be up to something with his resources that he isn’t letting on. But hey, he’s a good neighbor.

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this is Chadimir

vampires are generally assumed to be goths most of the time, but this one is a jock, through and through. ladies man by night, asleep in his coffin by day, football star also by night. well, he plays the fantasy world equivalent of football. id say fantasy football, but that's already a thing in the real universe. i only know this bc of my dad.

anyway

he gets all the ladies, despite looking like a raw hamburger with mustard on it.

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introducing Professor Chunk!

a wild animal, an apex predator, and the dumbest genius you'll ever meet.

won a prize for inventing an algorithm. she does not remember it.

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give em the ol

✨razzle dazzle✨

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listen you cant get mad at me for not having any good art ideas you're the one who came to the circus don't get upset about seeing me be a clown

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god

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this is princess uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh money i dunno who needs a name when you're this rich and fancy anyway

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that was fast

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this is my new oc Wolfgang he is a wolf who sold his soul for the ability to speak english and also warlock powers

he IS DEFINITELY a furry and not just 2 normal wolves in a trench coat.

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naming her Elizadeath

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Hava Niceday is the FlorMart (fantasy walmart) employee of the month every month

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this is princess uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh money i dunno who needs a name when you're this rich and fancy anyway

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are knorman and fumbledor still in some form of relationship?

chivalry isn't dead

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this is Razzle Dazzle! he's a very emotive bard who only talks in bad poetry/hypothetical song lyrics. He writes his own songs; like moths to a flame, ideas flow into his broken shattered heart. he fucking sucks.

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will you be including razzle dazzle and hava niceday? those are the only ones of my faves that aren't included yet

YES THEM

i haven't forgotten, i just got animal crossing brainrot. it happens

i've already got Razzle drawn up, and I'll be sure to get to Hava soon!

in the words of Hava Niceday, have a nice day!