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Indie rp blog for Donkey Kong from the Donkey Kong franchise. Canon and headcanon based. Multiverse and multiship friendly. Rules.
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Indie rp blog for Donkey Kong from the Donkey Kong franchise. Canon and headcanon based. Multiverse and multiship friendly. Rules.
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Sorry for the lack of activity! Hadn't had the motivation recently to write much on this blog so i'm gonna go ahead let everyone know for now it's on a semi-hiatus/low activity. I still want to come on and have fun but It will probably be alot less slower. I apologize but I love and appreciate you all for being so patient with me <3
Hey! Get that angst off the dashboard, Mr. The Funky police has been called. There he is. He's gonna arrest you! Arresting meaning putting you into a full nelson. "Didn't I say not to try horse powerups? They're giving you a long face."
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"AGH!" The ape yelps, gritting his teeth in annoyance once he's restrained. He attempts to fight it, squirming and kicking his feet, "Heyyyyy---! Let me be sad!" DK whines.
He's tearing into some fresh meat. Whatever it was before is hard to tell, he brutalized it completely.
"Bro -- EW!!! Right out in the open? Really!?"
Hypothetically... who would you be switching with? B/
"Man, you're persistent." DK comments, finding the others interest in his sex life a little amusing. He figured the only reason he was so interested was because he often shared details of his own and maybe he half expected DK to be willing to engage with his experiences of debauchery. Well. He was going to be sorely disappointed.
"Heh... I mean. No one." DK admits sheepishly, scratching the back of his head. Yet, anyway. He wears a half smile and he's a little embarrassed. He had done the nasty a decent amount of times before, one time maybe becoming a bit too extreme for him but he never really thought about it---atleast, not to the degree that his look alike did, clearly. It was more so something that just happened, he had found. Not something he went out of his way to make happen because, well, he didn't exactly have to. He was a prince afterall, with many adoring fans who he's sure would be willing should he decide to take that route. Sure, he enjoyed sexy time just as much as the next guy but he didn't exactly fantasize on the daily about who he would be pursuing next.
"I guess I'm just not... really interested in anyone like that yet. I mean, sure there's Candy but come on. I'm not gonna be a normie and give you the default response. Hypothetically, even... I-I don't wanna think about all that right away, y'know? I'm not like you. I'm not--" What's the word? "Chronically horny? And, I mean... there's nothin' wrong with that other me, I don't mind hearing you talk about it buuuutttt...." Ugh, where was he even going with this? Even with his current interest he couldn't see him going that far with quite yet. It made him feel dirty to even have those thoughts unless the feelings were reciprocated and he was aware of them. Maybe that was just due to some of his own personal trauma.
"Am I making sense?" A semi-nervous laugh follows and he's mostly joking. "Eheh... I guess I'm just not cool like you." What an odd thing to say to himself. He almost felt bad that he couldn't relate to Spicy on that level in some weird way.
If Donkey Kong was planning on a quiet evening in his room, scratching his ass and eating bananas, he had another thing coming. Namely the ground shaking violently and throwing random items off shelves or hung on the wall to-and-fro. By the time things settled back down, there was a rip in the floor that weirdly resembled an open scar vs ripped up floor boards. Black dust and tar replaced the blood though. And also weirdly enough, the divided room seemed to take on another appearance on the other side of the crack. Not too much of a difference, but the decorations didn't match the other well lit side, and in the purple tinted lighting, discarded ties and piles of paper littered the floor. A fire flower in a pot sat in the window where there wasn't one before.
Donkey Kong was in fact planning on a quiet evening evening in his room, one of which he would be scratching his ass and stuffing himself with bananas to his hearts content. Atleast... that was the plan.
Feeling the ground abruptly beginning to shake, the ape hunkers down closer to the floor so he's not easily tossed around or susceptible to losing his balance. Where the heck was it coming from? Was it in earthquake!? He wonders to himself, covering his head in a protective manner just in case any of the previously hanging objects come flying his way. When it seemed things had calmed a little, DK moves his hands and glances over to find... some sort of rift?
The kong isn't sure what to make of it at first... or at all for that matter. Just what the heck was he looking at here? An alternate version of his room? Curiosity taking hold, his knuckles carry him forward towards the rip in the floor and that's when he spots the fire flower on the window sill.
DK tilts his head curiously -- he's familiar with the plant, having used it as a power up before during battle, but something about this one struck him as ominous. Something was... off. He wasn't sure what to think. The primal part of his brain draws him towards the plant; he wants to touch it but he's not sure why. He's in no immediate danger nor does he need the help of a power up at the moment but it feels as though it's calling to him.
About that time to start posting some of the patreon stuff, so here’s the designs and headcanons for King Boo, Donkey Kong, and Candy Kong! owo
-King Boo in this AU isn’t a villain and instead a god; the god of death to be specific. Like all gods (for example, Rosalina), he has little spirits to help him with his job, which is what the regular Boos are; instead of the souls of the dead, they are his little helpers who aid in ferrying the recently deceased to Evershade Valley.
As the creator of Boos, he is effectively their “father”, and he treats them as his children. Just as well; Boos are generally childlike and playful, but painfully shy; if they’re caught sight of, they try to hide by covering their faces with the impression of “if I can’t see them, they can’t see me!”
King Boo in this AU is far more friendly, and has a partnership with Luigi, who also aids in ferrying and retrieving lost souls from the mortal realm.
Because I wanted to make him much more approachable I designed him with a humanoid form, though like Rosalina he has set forms he can also shift into. One of which is his “fully boo” form, and another is an entirely human form to blend in with mortals upon visits. :)
-Donkey Kong may be the official Head Banana, but he himself doesn’t really see it that way. He at most acknowledges that he’s the protector of the island but doesn’t really see himself as any way above anyone else. He’s as casual as he is simplistic, perhaps the most simple amongst his clan, and it’s a nightmare to get him in clothes without ripping them. Aside from Diddy, girlfriend Candy Kong is easily DK’s best friend. -Candy Kong is DK’s girlfriend and second-in-command, although she is the one who actually handles most of the political aspects of the island’s newly formed relation to the rest of the world. She adores 80s fashion, music, and a good workout. Despite being nearly as laidback as her boyfriend, Candy has a fiery competitive streak; she loves herself a challenge!
SOME FUNFACTS!
-Kong Isle is home to primarily the Kongs, a race of apes who are rather intelligent despite overall being simple-minded. They share space with a respectable population of Kremlings, most of which are defectors from K. Rool’s clan, which are led by Kalypso. As of recently, Kong Isle has been dubbed an official kingdom, and as such that officially makes DK the leadership of the island. While he’s often called a “king” amongst other kingdom leaders, DK is actually known as the “Head Banana” on his island.
-King Boo has a successor, but in doing so he is slowly allowing his magic to be transferred to said successor, which will eventually lead him into vanishing. It is not Luigi.
-Kongs cannot speak. They at most can make ape noises and say a stray word or two, but none of them have the capacity to speak. They instead use sign language and writing to communicate. As such, the only time they’re seen “speaking” regularly is if they’re speaking to one another (for the convenience of the audience).
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More to come soon! :)
Donkey Kongs and a Mario
Alright, I think this story checks out, DK thought to himself. K. Rool certainly hasn't done something. Yet. Still, he is a total lout with a crown. "My grandpa is in his cabin. Busy with his 'work'," he answered. Work being trying to keep the noise down by yelling outside at the whole jungle. "Hungry? I have bananas here that K. Rool wouldn't get through."
"Yoooo, are you talkin' about Cranky? He's your grandpa?" DK asks curiously. Cranky was his father where he came from... which he supposed was the same place...in a sense. It was just interesting how they could be the same yet have a different relationship to someone they both knew. Weird...thinking to much was hurting his brain again! He's appreciative when his doppel shifts the conversation to food--that's more his speed.
"Uhh--is that a trick question? YES, I'm hungry! Please and thankyouuu~!" The Kong dives into the others pile of bananas and begins to indulge himself.
He pokes his head out along with a hand that holds a half peeled banana, offering it towards the other. "Cheers!"
DK, I heard that K. Rool guy just kidnapped you...I guess you're all right though. Maybe it was someone else that looked like you?
DK rubs his eyes sleepily, slowly processing anon's words. He had been snoozing and by the looks of it, he was still exactly where his nap had begun, up in a nice shady tree with lots of supportive branches and leaves to guard his eyes from the sun.
"Wha...? If K. Rool kidnapped me, how the heck would I be here right no--oh." It dawns on him that his double has probably gotten himself into trouble again.
"Spicy's been worse than Princess Peach lately....sheesh."
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He waits until DK looks extra preoccupied with scratching at something on the ground. After a pause, Funky drops down from the branch he'd been clinging with his feet and lands on the other with a vicious 'whumpfh!'.
A laugh signifies he's not a predator, though he'd somehow found the other's tie between his jaws. "Oh, hey - Lil D." He greets him, tugging on the red slip of cloth playfully.
While out scavenging for more bananas for his hoard, DK comes across a familiar looking hole; the very one that accursed rabbit had escaped through some time ago. Intrusive thoughts taking over, he begins digging at the hole, wanting to teach the furry monster a thing or two.
It’s only when he’s super invested in finding the rabbit that a certain someone decides to scare the life out of him. Letting out a semi-girly scream in fright before being pinned between his fellow ape and the ground, his face heats up in embarrassment and he has to bury his face in one of his palms until the color subsides. Regardless, he’s incredibly relieved that it’s just Funky and not that fiend.
“Funky!” DK finally exclaims, “Gimme a little warning next time, yeah?” A sigh of relief escapes him and he can’t help but chuckle at the others playful demeanor. He could never stay mad at Funky Kong.
Wiggling his legs in a struggle to sit up, he manages to push the other ape off of him before grabbing ahold of his tie from the base and giving it a tug while it’s still between Funky’s teeth. The elasticity in his tie must have been crazy!
“Oh, you’re messin’ with a bull now!”
“Yoooo is that—? A rap battle between other me and K. Rool?“ He’s fucking hyped. They’re both dropping absolute BARS.
“Suck it, K. Drool! GO ME!”
I want to be TOUGH, like dandelions — Fighting my way through the concrete that they tried to bury me under.
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He's hanging from a tree and just starts SCREECHING--
"Gross, a banshee." The kong reaches up to grab the branch the others hanging from and shakes it violently in order to knock him off.