#badonkeykong

[simiansmoke]

[bananabraiined-moved]

@badonkeykong has entered.....his own jungle?!

Well.....Isn't this a surprise. Donkey Kong, the prime primate has come across a version of.....himself. Same necktie, same hair. It is hard to diffierentiate the two! "You're me.....And I'm you," he spoke to the other DK. "Could it be a trick from K. Rool? No....no. It couldn't be. If you're here, where is your grandpa?'

[koopzilla]

“Hey, FAT-HEAD! If you don’t leave other me alone, I’m gonna have to kick your butt!” Very bold words coming from the ape right out the gate…

Fighting words: he need not hear more. A boom echoes between them as his knuckles contact his palm. From the shoulder, his arm does a full rotation and then settled into a loaded fist. No need for conversation... He is going right in!

"After I'm done with you, I'm going to find him and punish him twice as hard for this!"

[un-chained-a]

@badonkeykong

"You are unlike my followers.. You are larger and more muscular.. My followers are nothing compared to you. What ARE you? You seem like an ape, but different than what I am used to.."

[curserat]

@badonkeykong requested the swashbuckler.

It was at this moment David wished he wasn't a rat right now.

❝ N-nice monkey. ❞ While he wasn't expecting the gorilla to eat him, he wouldn't put it past the wild ape to attack him. ❝ Just uh, ⸻passing through. ❞

At 2 feet tall, regular apes became towering giants. Could be worse though... David could easily stand to be shorter depending on how cruel his curse wanted to be.

[thebananwithaplan]

@badonkeykong

/Sentient/ bananas are FRIENDS, not FOOD :)

....Wait. This DK.... gets it???

. "......I hope I don't end up regretting asking this, but uhh.... if you're actually being honest about it... what changed your mind?"

[simiansmoke]

//be a responsible owner. Take your Kong out for a puppacino.

[simiansmoke]

"Do you ever just...want someone to step on you?"