bad tally hall imagines

i'm not fucking sorry

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no

coward.

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Joe Hawley is a bigot and a predator. The Tally Hall fandom persecuted the original owner of this blog. My friend deserves an apology from all the awful things this fandom has done to them.

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Tally hall a creepypasta: Zubin shart his jorts

Rob Cantor was in his and his bandmates’ dressing room reading manga, like usual.

[b00z00-deactivated20240919]

everytime I look at this I throw my head back in laughter, look at it again, and the whole cycle starts over again.

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Everyone else was out in the rehearsal room, like usual. The band’s dressing room was right across the (tally) hall from the bathroom, and the walls were very thin. Rob could hear everything. And normally, when he was reading, he could tune everything out. Not today.

“Joseph R. Hawley, I need to shit,” Rob Cantor heard Zubin Sedghi say. It was obvisouly urgent. An even more muffled voice responded.

[blue-paintbrushes]

What have you done

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“Give me a minute.”

“Please hurry,” Zubin replied with an anxious plea.

“I said give me a minute.”

“I’m begging you,” Zubin Sedghi pleaded. Rob Cantor could hear the urgency in Zubin Sedghi voice increasing with every exchange. It was at a concerning level, but he would be fine, Rob Cantor reasoned. Zubin would be fine. Rob heard his bandmate pounding on the bathroom door.

“Please, I don’t want to shit myself!”

“Fuck off! I’m on the pot!” Joseph R. Hawley shouted back.

“I really need to shit!” “Fuck off!” It was quiet for a few moments. There was some shuffling in the (tally) hall.

“Please this is serious,” Zubin Sedghi whispered. He sounded close to tears. “I’m not delirious.”

Everything was quiet again. And then it wasn’t.

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There was a very long, very wet fart that sounded more like a very sad trumpet sample from the song The Whole World and You getting sat on by an elephant than a fart. Then there were two sets of frantic footsteps.

“Oh my God,” said Andrew Horowitz. “Oh my God.”

Zubin Sedghi began wailing in the (tally) hall.

“Did you just fucking shit yourself?” Andrew asked, his voice horrified.

“It’s all over the wall!” Ross Federman mansplained. Rob couldn’t tell if he was disgusted or impressed.

“I’m not cleaning that up,” Andrew Horowitz said. Rob Cantor could practically see the terror and anger in his bandmate’s face, just from his tone of voice.

“You got it all over the wall!” Okay, Rob Cantor thought to himself. Ross Federman was definitely impressed- no firecracker could ever have combusted as gargantuan as what had just happened.

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lrt

if you don’t know why bora is kaito then it’s prolly a miracle

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Here comes a new Vocaloid product from Crypton Labs! Introducing Bora V3! Now with four new voicebanks including “Straight”, “Soft”, “Whisper”, and “English”! Click here to hear a demo song using the brand new Bora V3 Vocaloid!

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go off queen

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in the twilight zone between the land of the conscious and the dreaming dead, i sometimes remember i am the proud inheritor of this blog

[seasaltcosmos]

we seriously need to bring back the concept of “despite its flaws i still enjoy it” instead of ‘cancelling’ every fuckin thing in sight 

[zoewashburne]

#we need to trust that just because someone loves a thing it doesn’t mean they don’t know it’s flawed

[cosmiagramma]

We also need to stop insisting that everyone enjoying flawed things must put 25 cents in the Problematic Jar and recite all its failings from memory.

[virtualcarrot]

If I just may add: we really need to stop pretending that “I’m a Good person, ergo the thing I like is PERFECT and if you criticize it you’re an ENEMY”. You can enjoy stuff AND keep your sense of critical thinking.

[gudetama-tamad]

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

Hold on I’m having a coherent thought

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If you hear a piece of media or its creator is bigoted your first thought should not be “can I still enjoy this,” but instead “did I register said bigotry” and “how has enjoying this impacted my own thought process and internal biases.” Your first action should always be to maintain solidarity with the group being discriminated against and working to better yourself and not to look out for your own self interests.

[houseofwolvess]

[sesamie-moving]

HES PLAYIN BASS

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As per usual, Ross Federman reveals his kind heart.

[tallyhallmutual]

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/13Sb8U8kzafY-9fg9CDKxvJC4skhJOb3k5naTXso2VdQ/mobilebasic

Been looking for something like this to post here bc u would always talk abt this to mutuals n ppl who followed cuz it bothered the hell out of me everyone tried to bury and forget what a piece of shit he is 😐

JOE HAWLEY

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I regret all the time & money I gave to this man when I was younger because obviously I didn’t know any of this and it’s literally so fucking sick

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joe hawley discourse? in my 2020?

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oh no this is worse than i thought,

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joe hawley discourse? in my 2020?

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“But their music is so good!!”

[blackdenimjeans]

Omfg

[thequeerwithabeard]

Yes offense I don’t give 2 bitches and a flying cooch

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Ross Federman Skype Interview 11/2/19

Sorry about the cropping! Ross and I realized we didn't have a real intro or outro, so unprofessional! Please enjoy!! I put a lot of time into this and I kno...

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[tallyhallmutual]

post the zubin shoe video on yt so i can illegally download it

Sorry I just saw this! I post most of my vids on my YouTube channel!!:)