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My girl said she got an STD š š¾āāļøā
I said FRICK that š”šŖš¾
We in this together š«šš³
Thatās an stWE now ššš
Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance
Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you
Put a pancake on a girlās head when sheās asleep to keep her warm and safe.Ā
Lovely.
What a punch
The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses
no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking
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This such pure ⢠content
Overheard in the halls of HogwartsĀ inspired by x
a very scared abandoned dog was saved off of the streets and regained her happiness
via @crankdatholly
HereĀ is the Youtube channel of those who created and helped this poor dog. Try not to make them your own since the sucess of this youtube channel goes to saving more dogs who need it! :)
Who needs Meghan Trainorās āNOā when thereās this masterpiece?
I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT
THIS HAS BEEN MY ALL TOME FAVORITE SONG FOR SUCH A LONG TIME WE USED TO JAM OUT TO IT AT OUR PARTIES
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Attention people who donāt have horses:
Sorry to break in with this on a very much Sherlock-only kind of blog- I promise not to make a regular thing of this, but this is something thatās happened TWICE now.Ā
This is Beyli. Heās a two-month old foal and heās adorable. He belongs to a friend of the family.Ā
So adorable, in fact, that a member of the public spent a nice afternoon feeding him. You feed the ducks and thatās ok. right? Itās a nice thing to do.Ā
They fed him turnip. He choked and gave himself a stomachache as a result.
The problem is that horses canāt really burp and horses canāt vomit. Their digestive systems are fine-tuned and when they go wrong, they go really wrong. Colic in horses is difficult to treat and in Beyliās case, like many others, proved to be insurmountable. With pain medicine not working, after 4 hours of doing their best with no improvement, the vet called time on his suffering rather than let him go on to a very slow and painful end.Ā
A horse needlessly suffered and died because someone fed him the wrong thing. They werenāt necessarily malicious, they were just hugely ignorant. And worse, they were hugely entitled. There were already signs asking people not to feed the animals.Ā As I said, this has now happened TWICE to the same family, and theyāre by no means alone.Ā
PLEASEĀ Donāt feed horses that donāt belong to you.Ā
Horses can have disorders, diabetes, allergies and dietry requirements and you have NO IDEA if what youāre giving them is acceptable or not. EvenĀ āsafeā things like carrot and apple could beĀ āwrongā for this particular horse. Grass clippings? Not okay. Grain? Not okay for a horse that hasnāt been regularly eating it.Ā
Donāt assume.Ā i have seen walkers pull up random plants and offer them over the fence INCLUDING TOXIC, DEADLY weeds like ragwort. Iāve seen horses offered dog-biscuits and bread. Iāve heard of horses being regularly fed by strangers thinking they were being under-fed, when the horse in question was on a vet-given diet to control weight and other conditions.Ā
Donāt feed horses that donāt belong to youĀ even little treats and things like sugar cubesĀ because it gives them bad manners. They start biting and harassing people. Itās bad for their teeth and tooĀ much sugar is terrible for them.
In some places if the owner has liability insurance, if you can be identified, YOU will be legally responsible for the vetās bills. And if youāre thinkingĀ āwell, theyād never identify meā, then thatās besides the point.Ā
Please. You wouldnāt feed someoneās dog without asking, I hope. You definitely wouldnāt feed someone elseās child.Ā
TL;DR: Donāt feed other peopleās horses. You can make them SERIOUSLY ill. Treat animals inĀ fields like animals at the zoo: youāre welcome to look, but donāt meddle with their care.Ā
PLEASE DONāT FEED OTHER PEOPLEāS HORSES.Ā
Glad this issue has finally got recognition.
I know this is not about birds, but itās worth putting on this blog anyway. Just⦠donāt feed any animal thatās not your own.
If ur having a rough day
my aesthetic is bros with very large basketball shorts being very adoring and very gentle with a teeny tiny puply
thereās a goat! why is there a goat!?Ā oh my god! thereās a fucking lama!
PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HEāS SO PERPLEXED
Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.
Fun fact: the cat is checking the babyās mouth to see if it is still breathing. Were it not breathing, the cat would commence to eat it.
FUN FACT
Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever
Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay. Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as āentrainmentā. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.
JESUS CHRIST
This really works.