i'm past the point of caring

people say i'm a self-insert mary-sue slut, but the truth is, i have 50 billion boyfriends and they all love me, and you’re just mad that i'm having way more fucking fun than you ever will. y'know, what's your damage? maybe you should try having 50 billion boyfriends too, because then you might not be such a salty jealous bitch. i'm just sayin.

[vaspider]

Paleontologists recently unearthed the largest tibia ever recorded. Of course, they threw a party to celebrate at the site, and I hear it was quite a shindig.

[blackandroses]

Simone Rocha Fall 2023

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

[iamnotlanuk]

I think they should make the boner pills in pink instead of blue just to see if cishet men can handle it

[lgbtqiatext]

[bae-platinum]

Damn right, we are. ✌️

[kyri45]

🩷​💛​🩵​Happy Pan visibility Day! Have a bunch of stickers for y'all cuties!🩷​💛​🩵​

[the-ivorytowerr]

i just wanna see pansexual appreciation posts. i just wanna see posts strictly about pansexuals. i just wanna see comics and drawing about being pansexual.

so this is for my fellow pan bitches. you are loved.

[bae-platinum]

YESSSS SAME 🥹 🩷💛💙

[imjunebitch]

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[cyborg-furby]

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*

[fecir]

[mamoru]

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

[memorycycle]

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

[bae-platinum]

one of the funniest things that’s ever happened to me is that the first time i went to chick-fil-a, the bill came out to $6.66

[wonderlust-pm-me-the-goods]

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[boujeegemini]