i'm past the point of caring

people say i'm a self-insert mary-sue slut, but the truth is, i have 50 billion boyfriends and they all love me, and you’re just mad that i'm having way more fucking fun than you ever will. y'know, what's your damage? maybe you should try having 50 billion boyfriends too, because then you might not be such a salty jealous bitch. i'm just sayin.

[memorycycle]

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

[bae-platinum]

one of the funniest things that’s ever happened to me is that the first time i went to chick-fil-a, the bill came out to $6.66

[wonderlust-pm-me-the-goods]

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[boujeegemini]

[heartfairy]

I would love to unclench my jaw one day

[hands-off-my-dinosaur]

log (😅) = 💧log 😄

[caffeccinoart]

Sunrise being a bunny~

[caffeccinoart]

Resharing a favorite of mine

[wastrelwoods]

his frog was getting nasty from chewing and I had to put it in the laundry. happy reunion after 90 sad and lonely minutes without #myfrog

[louisegluckpdf]

we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

[wowcats]

Stromgarde Keep, Arathi Highlands

[bae-platinum]

i love him

[bae-platinum]

remember that time someone said that bras “cause and worsen a lot of people’s top dysphoria”? cus i do and remember saying “my tits are fucking huge so i have to wear a bra.”

yeahhh gravity works. i’m 30 and they’re already saggy because i don’t wear bras around the house that often.

tl:dr if you have big boobs, wear a bra

[brucespringsteencomments]

[catnip-cardigan]

Girls don’t want boys, girls want the 1924 “Stars” bottle of Dans la Nuit by René Lalique for House of Worth

[v-for-fili]

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

[fashion-runways]

Lupita Nyong'o attends the 2025 Met Gala Celebrating "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style" at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 05, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images) if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

[pixeljeff]

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