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Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

shadowicepuma

@noodles-07 get peer reviewed

faint-taste-of-almonds

Ryland Grace has got to have one of the funniest scientific careers of all time:

Research

Dissertation (piss off your entire field)

Teach middle-schoolers

Be the first person to be in contact with alien life (non-sentient)

Have your dissertation (also what killed your career) be proven wrong

Kill and also breed alien life

Become expert in said life

Become first person to be in contact with alien life (sentient)

Successfully communicate and solve the universe’s biggest problem with sentient alien life

Live the rest of life on alien planet as the savior of the universe

pedroam-bang

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

theconcealedweapon

The assholes openly admit it. The whole point of college is to enforce the hierarchy. When those who were supposed to be low on the hierarchy started going to college, the assholes get angry and want to make them suffer for challenging the hierarchy.

inolienkiki

Teatro Rosso Renate 🤝 Spiritual Realm Hoid

vespiday

It’s a little weird that Grace just assumed meeting Rocky was first contact for both humans and Eridians but I guess it kinda makes sense and is semi plot necessary. but there’s a way funnier version where Grace is like the tenth alien race Rocky has seen. He has no idea humans have never met other sentient aliens & is like “oh yeah the ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬s from the ₊˚♬ system should be here soon too yeah they also have a petrova line” and Grace is like “wait hold on what? who??” & Rocky’s like “??? the ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬s?? they won space hurling at last year’s interstellar olympics??” and Grace goes “LAST YEAR’S WHAT???”

theconcealedweapon

This is what's so fucked up about "nothing that requires the labor of others is a human right".

The labor is already being done under capitalism. The laborers are already being underpaid under capitalism.

When you propose removing the greedy profiteers and paying the workers a reasonable wage, people call that "slavery" while they have no problem with the current system.

They're not even trying to make sense.

spellbound037

Made a wheel of what I think is every Cosmere character who plays a significant role. Now I'm going to start making crackships!

the-stormwagon

Give us the link!

spellbound037

I don't know how to make the link include all the things on the wheel 😭

spellbound037

I FIGURED IT OUT

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

cosmerelists

Stormlight But Kaladin Has a Puppy

Kaladin with puppy requested by anon. :)

No puppies will be even (imaginarily) harmed in the making of this post! Anyway, let's think about key moments in the Stormlight Archive and how the would have been different with Kaladin had a puppy during them.

1. Kaladin forcing the Bridgemen to wake up

Kaladin has decided to take control and make sure the bridgemen survive. But they don't respect him. They don't listen to him. He decides he's going to wake them up at the crack of dawn to train....and he decides to pick the meanest bridgeman to make an example of.

Moash: WHAT THE HELL IS LICKING MY FACE The puppy: ! ! ! ! ! ! Kaladin: And if the rest of you don't want to be woken by slobbery kisses, you'd better get up! Rock: ....Sounds kinda nice, actually. Moash: IT IS NOT NICE

2. The Disadvantaged Duel

Adolin and Renarin are in the arena. It's the disadvantaged duel. Dalinar is frantically asking someone, anyone to help them--where is their honor??

Kaladin: Honor will not be with me. But I'll see what I can do. Kaladin: [hands Dalinar a fat, fluffy puppy and then jumps into the arena] Dalinar: [staring down at the glyph on the puppy's collar] This creature's name is Honor...?

3. Prison

Kaladin has been thrown into prison due to him daring to challenge Amaram.

Kaladin: I'm so sorry, Honor. Kaladin: This prison.... We can't see the sun. We can't leave. It's like being trapped in the darkness. The puppy: [is making little puppy snoring sounds in its sleep] Kaladin: ... Kaladin: Maybe it's not quite so bad with you here.

4. Kaladin and Shallan in the chasms

It's the next morning. Shallan has barely slept. She is bedraggled. Exhausted. Irritated.

Kaladin (cheerfully): It's morning! Let's get walking! The puppy (equally cheerfully): Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Shallan: ... Shallan: They're both storming morning people?!

5. Kaladin rescuing Dalinar from Szeth

Szeth sent Dalinar up into the sky to die. But! He just floated back down, safe and sound! And who is that coming down from the sky, glowing and heroic?

Kaladin (he has a puppy in his arms): You (bark!) sent him (bark!) to the sky (bark!) to (bark!) die, assassin. (bark!) But (bark) the skies (bark!) are mine (bark!).... Kaladin: ... Kaladin: Um, Honor, do you mind? I'm trying be dramatic here.

6. Returning to Hearthstone

Kaladin's return to Hearthstone was very dramatic in canon, what with him being a Radiant 'n' all. But in this version, he also has a puppy.

That guard, stubbornly: He's dangerous. He has a shash brand. Hesina: He is currently playing with an adorable puppy! The guard: It's probably a...dangerous puppy? Hesina: Do you have eyes???

7. Fighting Lezian

Kaladin is being constantly pursued by a horrible Fused who can discard his body and zip into a new one to avoid death!

The puppy: [happily chasing Lezian's discarded husks like it's a game of fetch] Lezian: Um, can he stop doing that? I feel like it's bad for my dignity. Kaladin: You have dignity?

8. The dog and the dragon

Kaladin is in a coma. His soul has been taken to Braize. It is horrible. But! Hoid has come. And he's telling Kaladin a story.

Hoid: "The dog slunk away, feeling foolish and hurt. He had failed in his first task, to have scales like a dragon." Kaladin (holding a dream version of his puppy protectively in his arms): He did NOT fail! Kaladin: That dog did NOTHING wrong!

9. The puppy and Syl

I just want to state for the record that no matter where we are in Stormlight, Syl absolutely LOVES the puppy.

Kaladin: !! Kaladin: Syl...did you just pet Honor? Syl: I'm learning to be more solid! Syl: Specifically so I can scratch a very good good boy under his super soft and fluffy ears! The puppy: Bark! Bark! Bark! Syl: I love you too!!

10. The puppy and Kaladin's depression

Having a puppy would not in any way cure Kaladin's depression, of course. But depression + puppy > than depression and no puppy, am I right?

Kaladin: Sometimes...when I get really lost in my dark thoughts... Kaladin: It's like Honor guides me back out. Kaladin: I see him, and I remember that I'm here, in the present. Kaladin: Sometimes if he sees that I'm upset, he licks my face or nudges my hand. Kaladin: ... Kaladin: Maybe, rather than locking insane people in a dark room, we should give them all puppies. Hoid: ...Did you just invent therapy dogs?

themetalhiro

inferno-the-skywing

She's a ten, but she also murdered her mother and repressed those memories so hard she convinced herself that her father did it.

donabene

i really love a lot of the comments on the phm subreddit

(canon typical discussion of suicide methods at the link)

natequarter

jasnah: personally, i cannot think of anything more terrifying than being stripped of my autonomy and married off without my consent, but my ward's red flag radar seems to be irrevocably broken, so i may as well set her up with the friendliest man i can find.

shallan: jasnah sold me to one direction?? SO EXCITING!

adolin: oh thank the almighty i don't have to bother with figuring out how romance works anymore