gatorade me bitch

i do weekly yoga so i can eat my own ass

[moldavite-moved]

to be honest

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[robohintz]

So true-

[cozy2000]

me when a customer asks why there's a funko pop with their likeness and full name that we refuse to sell to them

[goofstep]

[mysharona1987]

[kimwexlers-brownhair]

[magneatio]

made this in a fit at 1 am

[mariopowertennis]

What the fuck

[parsleyvillage]

[angelhive]

Should she suffer? Clap if you think she should suffer.

[imperviousthot]

literally Pontius Pilate

[surfjohnstephens]

happy Easter everybody

[ironbaddie-deactivated20210315]

[hustlerose]

me at taco bell ordering a chicken quesadilla “WITH. Large Soda”

[thecryptkeeper]

would’ve loved to be a housewife when the original twilight zone started airing. you can make your own microwave dinner yourself dear i’m going to watch a doll kill a man

[mossy-woods]

how much space do fungi need to grow? mush room.

[conformi]

Leonardo Da Vinci, The proportions of the human body according to Vitruvius, 1490 VS Sailor Moon, Toei Animation, 1992

[adobecreativesuite]

[dovv]

[lesbianvelmadinkley]

you guys are missing out on this insane reply