Youāve heard ofĀ āFake Dating.ā Now get ready for
1.Ā āThis guy is being a creep and wonāt leave me alone. Will you pretend to be my overprotective older brother for five minutes?ā
2.Ā āThe nurse said only family was allowed back here, so I told her we were siblings. Just go along with it.ā
3.Ā āThat person asked if I was your S/O. Iām sick of people not believing when I say weāre friends, so I said we were siblings.ā
4.Ā āIām your bodyguard, but the event youāre going to does not allow bodyguards, so Iām now your sibling.ā
5.Ā āI was on a date, and the person made me uncomfortable, so I told them my parent was a cop. Only problem: My parents are dead, and youāre the only cop I know. Help?ā
6.Ā āWe have a very elaborate story of how weāre related that we tell everyone when they meet us. No one has any idea that it isnāt true.āĀ
7.Ā āI told someone we were siblings, but we look nothing alike, so you said I was adopted. Now they want to have dinner with my family⦠Are your parents good at lying?ā
8.Ā āWe always joke that weāre siblings, but someone didnāt realize we were joking, so now weāre seeing how far we can carry this out.ā
9.Ā āOur organization is extremely covert, but your friends have caught me at your place a few times picking you up. I just found out that youāve been telling them Iām your hysterical aunt who calls you every time she has a new heartbreak. Really? You couldnāt come up with a less embarrassing cover?āĀ
10.Ā āLook, I love you, too, but if you keep telling people youāre my grandchild, Iām going to scream. Iām not that old, you know?ā