Eh

[ferrantes]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[antifa-hulk]

“Sharks, meet my de-capitalist-ator, I will now incinerate Kevin and instantly redistribute his wealth”

[alejandr-oh]

[ceezor]

[pactofthearchfey]

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

[lilacsnpeonies]

[clitstopher]

[softcore-boyfriend-deactivated2]

He dead

[fuckyahumor]

oh shit

[youareoutofyourelementdonny]

[titties-and-mild-suffering-deac]

LMAO DEADASS

[gifsboom]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

how do you respond to miscellaneous men who call you ‘sweetheart’?

[neurotypical-karen]

When I worked at a bar when at the tender age of 15, I found asking men like that to stop just makes them slither away from blame and act like you’re the bad guy. But what I DID eventually figure out did the trick was making this face:

like a sort of pained grimace/smile. Hold it for at least three solid seconds while maintaining eye contact.

It’s gonna make them super uncomfortable. Like in the years since I’ve had guys sit there and stare glassily at their drink for a solid five minutes while their friends continued on around them. 100% success rate in keeping men in check so far.

[meanplastic]

[gddr6]

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

[retrogamingblog]

[hydro-homies]

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[anxietyproblem]

[xslytherin]

Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious