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“Okay, tell me one good thing in football besides the snacks.”
“Oh, and the beer.”
Terrible First Meeting Starters
For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!
“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”
Star Wars verse for Lorelai
Lorelai is the only daughter of an Imperial Officer and they want her to study at the Imperial Academy, but she drops out of the school for getting pregnant and she leaves her family behind and goes to Nar Shaddaa, where she has different jobs while raising her daughter, Rory.
As time passes by, Lorelai becomes a smuggler and Rory her co-pilot and they are getting more and more successful in the smuggling business. People say that there is no trouble of which the two Gilmores cannot talk themselves out. They get in touch with the Rebellion when once they hire Lorelai to smuggle a few things for them.
STARTER CALL
Please like this post for a starter (Or reblog if you’re a sideblog)
“You need anything?” “Equal rights?”
Multiverse, OC and crossover friendly L3-37 of Solo: A Star Wars Story
HOME II ASK II RULES II ABOUT
Drinking starters
as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)
CONCERN.
❝How much have you had to drink?❞
❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞
❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞
❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞
❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞
❝I thought you said you were clean!❞
❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞
❝Let me drive you home.❞
❝You are NOT driving like this!❞
❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞
❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞
DRUNK.
❝Is this real life?❞
❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞
❝How do you show fish affection?❞
❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞
❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞
❝Drunk I am not.❞
-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞
❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞
❝I’m not even tired.❞
❝I should call my ex.❞
❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞
❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞
-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞
❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞
ANGST.
❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞
❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞
❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞
❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞
❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞
❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞
❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞
❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞
❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞
❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞
❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞
FLUFF/FUN.
❝You’re cute, you know that?❞
❝You wanna get wasted?❞
❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞
❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞
❝I’m having a party for two.❞
❝You’re so hot.❞
❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞
❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞
*kisses on forehead*
*kisses on cheek*
*kisses on lips*
Rory’s Aesthetic; fall edition
“I take my book with me everywhere. It’s just habit.”
jcurnaliist
“And every other time he has tried to take the spotlight off someone and put on himself.” Laughing as they thought about all the times Kirk had decided to manipulate reenactments and recitals so the focus was put on him. “Mom!” Whining as she acted like a little girl with a quick stomp before hiding her growing red face behind her hands. “What about the video footage you were so adamant that you needed?” Removing her hands her eyes darted towards the shelf she was talking about. “Which birthday present was that one? Are you still going to do those housework lists for your birthday when you’re married?”
“And three years ago, when he literally took the spotlight off someone,” Lorelai added with a chuckle as she thought back of that reenactment. Seeing Rory’s reaction to Luke seeing her old ballet costumes surprised her a little, as she wasn’t expecting that. She could guess the reason why Rory reacted like this, and yes, the reason’s name did rhyme with the word guess. However, she couldn’t stop herself when Rory mentioned the videos. “You mean, that one video tape that accidentally got stuck in the player right on the day when Luke was fixing stuff in our house?” she asked, trying to sound nonchalant, but actually she was trying hard not to laugh. “Don’t worry, he wouldn’t tell it to him,” she added with a smile. But then, at the mention of getting married to Luke, she frowned a little. They had never talked about it with him, and to be honest, she hadn’t really thought about it. Well, not until now. “Well, maybe,” she said, shrugging her shoulder, “but in that case, he can have his own list for his birthday,” she mused. “Of course, it wouldn’t be about housework,” she added, clearing her throat a little.
jcurnaliist
It was hard for the Lorelai’s to get together and relax, knowing that work and college were pulling the mother and daughter pair apart hurt, so they took every chance they got to finally talk and do what they used to do, sit and watch movies, eat mountains of junk food and fall asleep on top of each other. “Luke? Friends? I feel like the only people he surrounds himself with is us, Ceaser, TJ and Kirk, its a colourful choice to say the least. If only he and Jackson got along like you and Sookie… mm Sookie, I need her to cook me up a feast before finals, and then Luke can do comfort food afterwards.” Laughing softly she curled up to her mother on the couch, grabbing a big blanket to cover their legs. “Some Like It Hot. Something we haven’t watched in a while.”
“They could be his friends, if they started watching baseball together,” Lorelai said, when Rory mentioned Caesar, Kirk and TJ. “Well, the last time they did that, they ended up fighting over something. Luke doesn’t really want to talk about it,” she admitted. “And I think Luke doesn’t want to spend more nights with Jackson since he saw his pyjamas with those old photos,” she added with a small chuckle as she thought of Jackson’s pyjamas. Really, who put his old wrestling photos on his pyjamas?! The mention of Rory’s finals snapped Lorelai out of her throughts. “How much time do you have left until the finals?” she asked. When her daughter decided on the movie, she got up from the couch to put the tape into the video player. “So Some Like it Hot it is. Now tell me, which one do you prefer, “ she turned to Rory, deepening her voice, “the bass or the saxophone?”
jcurnaliist
“Good, we need some mother-daughter time, I need to tell Luke to give you up on some nights.” Rory loved that her mother was happy but the Lorelai’s needed some alone time how it used to be. “I’m sure that we will run Wonka out of business, with how much we eat. He’ll have nothing left, we’ll eat his product before it’s made.” The young girl grabbed a handful of popcorn and started shovelling it down her throat. “You realise you need to make the choice, film choices are so hard, what selection have you brought down for this evening’s viewings?”
“We do,” Lorelai said with a nod. Nowadays they had hardly got to spend time with each other: she had a lot of work in the inn and she spent most of her evenings with Luke and Paul Anka, plus she knew that Rory was very busy, too, being so close to the graduation. Last week they could only meet at the Friday Night Dinner in the Gilmore house. Unacceptable! This could not go on like this. “We have to convince him to have some friends,” Lorelai joked, when Rory said she needed to tell Luke to give her up. “So they could watch football or play poker, or... whatever men do when they are togather.” Her daughter’s question, drew a wide smile on her face and she leaned forward to show tonight’s picks. “Just a few classics,” she said. “I have The Maltese Falcon, Some Like It Hot and Meet Me in St. Louis. What shall we start with?”
jcurnaliist
“What makes me feel like it will be Kirk because it’s just him, something will go wrong and he’ll step in like that one time at the reenactment.” Rory chuckled as she rested against the door frame, giving up on helping her mother. She was waiting for an animal to jump out and scare the pair of Gilmore’s. “Now why would you blackmail me with small child sized ballerina costume’s that only make me go red. Wait… Luke hasn’t seen these? Has he?”
“You mean the one when he stood in for Mary?” Lorelai asked. She remembered Kirk standing in for different roles over the years of the reenactment, but certainly this was the most remarkable. Also because Taylor did not let her to stand in for Mary, because he said she didn’t fit the role. Next year she spent hours arguing with Taylor so he would not insist on casting a real virgin for Mary’s role. Hearing Rory’s last question, a smile touched her lips, because he probably had seen them. “He might,” she said, trying to keep a serious face. Well, she failed. “Do you remember when he had to repair this shelf?”
Happy New Year to You All!!!
I wish you all the best for 2018!
New Year Starters
"Will you kiss me at midnight?"
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
"Got any champagne?"
"I'm got doing the ball drop this year."
"I'd rather be home than freezing outside."
"I really don't get the big deal."
"Here's hoping the new year is better than the last."
"New year, new me."
"Let's go out to celebrate."
"Want to go to a party?"
"This is the perfect way to ring in the new year."
"To health, happiness and good days."
"I don't drink, but thank you anyway."
"I don't feel well..."
"Did you just kiss me?"
"I don't care if it IS tradition, I'm not eating that."
"It really is nice out tonight."
"The stars are prettier than the fireworks."
"We don't have to go to a big party place. Maybe a restaurant?"
"Let's ring in the new year right."
"Are you drunk?"
"Can we go home?"
"Just you, me and a couple of silly hats. What do you say?"
"Hold my hand."
"I just want to go to bed early tonight. Does that make me old?"
"I think I drank too much."
"Let's get a cab."
"I'm not wearing those."
"You look silly."
"Does anyone know the words to Auld Lang Syne?"