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Ofelia: I will! I don't even care if you come!

Bailey: Oh I'm definitely coming to this

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Ofelia: Fine! A wedding in a week then!

Bailey: MM have fun chillfelia

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Ofelia: Is a week too soon for you?

Bailey: Nope, not at all

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Ofelia: It is! He's literally already got plans made to fly in for it. And I already told everyone.

Bailey: Okay :) I :) believe :) it :)

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Ofelia: It is happening! I am actually engaged, and I'm actually getting married. I don't know why that's so damn hard for everyone to process.

Bailey: No, I know you're getting married duh. The whole chill spooky island wedding thing just isn't happening.

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Ofelia: What makes you think something will change just because I see him?

Bailey: Absolutely nothing, but I know the quickie wedding isn't happening and that's the longest I think it'll take before you stop trying to prove a point.

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Ofelia: I told you.

Bailey: I give you 48 hours into seeing Lucas again

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Ofelia: I will not! I already texted him. I'm going to post the official announcement soon!

Bailey: UH HUH. I CAN'T WAAAAIT TO SEE IT

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Ofelia: Fine! I will!

Bailey: AS IF! YOU'RE GOING TO CHANGE YOUR MIND BY LIKE TOMORROW BUT SURE JAN.

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Ofelia: I'm going to not make an effort so hard that I'm going to call Lucas and as soon as he gets to the island we're just going to elope! Who needs a big wedding? Not me

Bailey: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!I DARE YOU!

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Ofelia: Yeah, but I'm not actively trying to stop you, which would be making an effort. I'm so go with the flow.

Bailey: Okay cool! We'll even bury you at sea in a pink bejeweled coffin!

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Ofelia: I told you I could do it!

Bailey: This isn't not making an effort, it's letting me make the greatest plans for your funeral ever. This is a semi written contract, O.

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Ofelia: I'm sure it'll look great. But again, won't care because I'll be dead.

Bailey: -_-

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Ofelia: Do whatever you want. I'll be dead sooooo.....doesn't really matter to me.

Bailey: Okay, I will. I'll figure out how to do the makeup on your corpse. It'll be gr8. Lipsmackers and Wet N Wild.

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Ofelia: I don't even care who speaks at my funeral.

Bailey: Good, I'm going to go up there and talk about your deep and long lasting love for funyuns, sports bras and sex with parents

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Ofelia: Whatevs. If I die, I die.

Bailey: RIP Feliafunyun

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Ofelia: Yeah, it's whatever. I don't really care. But if he does, it won't be personal because we don't care about each other!

Bailey: Murder is pretty personal

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