POWER.

[feliafunyun]

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Bailey: MM have fun chillfelia

Ofelia: I will! I don't even care if you come!

[feliafunyun]

TEXT || BAIFELIA

Bailey: Nope, not at all

Ofelia: Fine! A wedding in a week then!

[feliafunyun]

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Bailey: Okay :) I :) believe :) it :)

Ofelia: Is a week too soon for you?

[feliafunyun]

cameramancaleb:

I wasn’t yelling at you, I was yelling at life, that’s different! But I’m glad you don’t want us to get back together because I hate disappointing you, but not so much that I’d make that mistake again.

Yeah! But it was directed at me! I don’t want either of you to do anything that would make you unhappy, so it’d be pretty stupid of me to want you two to get back together. 

[feliafunyun]

cameramancaleb:

Yeah, I’ve thought about it, but it got to the point where I had so many different things that I was starting to forget how to log into all of them because I tried to use too many different passwords. I guess an anvil could drop on my head and give me amnesia. Or kill me. Hopefully just amnesia though. I’ve got loads of old Mystery Inc. videos you could show me to help me remember you, too. Do you really think the island’s haunted? I still don’t even really get what we’re doing here.

You should keep a password book with you or something! But in a secret place so no one can find it but you. My passwords are like, all pretty similar. That’d be so tragic. Like that movie with Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams. Yeah, true. There’s plenty of those. I don’t know. Maybe! They had that old movie star that vanished, and probably some other really shady stuff too. They should’ve called the Ghostbusters instead. 

[feliafunyun]

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Bailey: No, I know you're getting married duh. The whole chill spooky island wedding thing just isn't happening.

Ofelia: It is! He's literally already got plans made to fly in for it. And I already told everyone.

[feliafunyun]

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Bailey: Absolutely nothing, but I know the quickie wedding isn't happening and that's the longest I think it'll take before you stop trying to prove a point.

Ofelia: It is happening! I am actually engaged, and I'm actually getting married. I don't know why that's so damn hard for everyone to process.

[feliafunyun]

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Bailey: I give you 48 hours into seeing Lucas again

Ofelia: What makes you think something will change just because I see him?

[feliafunyun]

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Bailey: UH HUH. I CAN'T WAAAAIT TO SEE IT

Ofelia: I told you.

[feliafunyun]

Super huge announcement everyone! Due to the fact that I’m super chill and laid back now, I have decided to push my wedding up way sooner than expected and Lucas and I will be eloping. I might not even wear a wedding dress, who knows! I’m so casual! Anyways, you’re all invited to the reception (except Lilith) which you will be receiving a time and date for very, very soon. This will happen on Spooky Island as opposed to the destination wedding I was originally planning before I took a “chill pill” so you all won’t have to travel far. Oh, and there is no dress code! Come in whatever you want, I don’t care! 

[feliafunyun]

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Bailey: AS IF! YOU'RE GOING TO CHANGE YOUR MIND BY LIKE TOMORROW BUT SURE JAN.

Ofelia: I will not! I already texted him. I'm going to post the official announcement soon!

[feliafunyun]

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Bailey: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!I DARE YOU!

Ofelia: Fine! I will!

[feliafunyun]

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Bailey: Okay cool! We'll even bury you at sea in a pink bejeweled coffin!

Ofelia: I'm going to not make an effort so hard that I'm going to call Lucas and as soon as he gets to the island we're just going to elope! Who needs a big wedding? Not me

[feliafunyun]

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Bailey: This isn't not making an effort, it's letting me make the greatest plans for your funeral ever. This is a semi written contract, O.

Ofelia: Yeah, but I'm not actively trying to stop you, which would be making an effort. I'm so go with the flow.

[feliafunyun]

TEXT || BAIFELIA

Bailey: -_-

Ofelia: I told you I could do it!

[feliafunyun]

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Bailey: Okay, I will. I'll figure out how to do the makeup on your corpse. It'll be gr8. Lipsmackers and Wet N Wild.

Ofelia: I'm sure it'll look great. But again, won't care because I'll be dead.

[feliafunyun]

TEXT || BAIFELIA

Bailey: Good, I'm going to go up there and talk about your deep and long lasting love for funyuns, sports bras and sex with parents

Ofelia: Do whatever you want. I'll be dead sooooo.....doesn't really matter to me.