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pretty potato with a Harvard sweatshirt

[tsuyoshihasegawa]

大切なものをなくして不安でどうしようもない時、救ってくれるのは近くの人の心配する気遣いではなく、表情の見えない誰かとの他愛も無い会話だったりします。

[bunjywunjy]

EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS SAD DUMB FLAMINGO I FOUND AT HY-VEE

[bunjywunjy]

HIS NAME IS SLUUUMPY

[bunjywunjy]

Sluuumpy is NOT cheaper online, so if I want him I have to get him here. $20, though…

[bunjywunjy]

… goddammit, I don’t really have a choice here, do I. I need this sad flamingo butt in my life.

[bunjywunjy]

BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY

[gotpresident]

Next weeks episode be like:

[klubbhead]

[sephezade]

Bitch I sat here and waited like a dumbass!

[mellowhero]

I high-key hate this so much

[jonsnowsource]

⚔️ Jon in 3.03

[the-wolf-and-moon]

Mt. Rainier and Milky Way

[emptycinema]

Everybody’s Born Without Pubes™

[coral]

We loved with a love that was more than love.

Edgar Allan Poe

[chambergambit]

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

[timeanddisregard]

Love and Loss

I used to ask myself: is it better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all? But lately, I wonder how much one has to love before they start to loathe every inch of skin that no one else seems to love enough to touch.

[the-memedaddy]

[frie-nds]

The 90′s

[mizakeuchiha-blog]

[ruby-white-rabbit]

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

[ruby-white-rabbit]

70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

[timesalad]

You a mom now

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

[ruby-white-rabbit]

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

[mrswinterbarnes]

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

[ruby-white-rabbit]

DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

[ruby-white-rabbit]

UPDATE

SHES BACK

[ruby-white-rabbit]

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

[odinspattern]

Call this one Susan

[smalltall]

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

[bairbait]

[bairbait]