HashSlinging Slasher

Hey so, um listen uh, do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll up?

[brittany-murphy]

[browsedankmemes]

[kindofsharethat]

2017: [thinks about doing something bad]

harry: ahem. be nice, be good.

2017: you’re right father i’m sorry

[andinthemeantimeconsultabook-de]

[andinthemeantimeconsultabook-de]

Personally, I’m still trying to figure out how $12/hr is considered “competitive pay”???? ????

[hotcoals]

When your cult start trippin

[denyingbythespicegirls-deactiva]

young joe biden looks so wholesome…i would be his lover from the other side of the tracks…he picks me up at 1 am and we have good missionary sex in his pick up truck…he tells me about his football dreams and i, well i listen

[edge-level-100]

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

anyone else in love?

[nugundam]

[477]

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government? 

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans:

[alluringalliteration-blog]

Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class and rich people use it to tell poor people “don’t strive to have financial security even though I have it”.

[shiraglassman]

I want to give this post a hug

[ithelpstodream]

[thebootydiaries]

not 2 be ungrapefruit but……why i look like that……

[hadesblood-deactivated20180818]

Tommy Shelby doing the walk

[harryokay-deactivated20180502]

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

[scp372]

it costs $0.00 to keep ur anti-candy corn agenda to yourself