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[thelargek]

Just re-painted my void dragon shard :D

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

https://twitter.com/DuskDawnGirl/status/1554325317304696832

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

https://twitter.com/DuskDawnGirl/status/1554331168757239810

[ghostowlattic]

[yestheantichrist]

I love warhammer 40k fans on here because they’re all like “I LOVE blorbius scrunklius, he’s such a relatable tragic character. The scenes in his book where he talks about how his father failed him always make me so emotional. He’s my sweet little babygirl and I would protect him with my life.” And then I look up blorbius scrunklius or whatever and his canon artwork looks like

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[topologicalqbit]

[punkrorschach]

they have a twin tavern stage but they're not hosting the 9/11 memorial there? cowards.

[asksanguinius40k]

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

The Space Wolves get special helmets, the other chapters should too.

via Maffi1996 on Reddit

[thelargek]

The Ultramarines should just have the Codex Astartes as a helmet

[moringmark]

[s-c51]

[moociao-after-dark]

I don't CARE about Tau x Human relationships, I need to know how fucked the Tau that, somehow, entered the intercaste relationship are.

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

Oh, it is the ultimate taboo of the T'au'va, to do so is to warrant the death plenty.

So if they do hook up, ultimate forbidden love.

[moociao-after-dark]

SEE?? YOU GET MY POINT!!!

Forget Tau x Human being "*gasp!* b-but we can't it's forbidden!" type of relationship. Intercaste Tau relationship is where the REAL delicious taboo lies. Yes, it's even less likely than the Tau x Human and not mentioned anywhere in canon, but let me dream.

[memewhore]

[landmoose]

[ghost-cassette]

Grand Old Boars can of course cast spells as a 17th level sorcerer

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[otiksimr]

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

[ongawdclub]

K i r b y

[thelargek]

*nom*

[madmeks]

[fairycosmos]

studio ghibli movies are like if someone took all of your fondest, softest childhood dreams and put them into a film

[covid-69]

[asksanguinius40k]

[thelargek]

Childhood memories 🥰

[the-tired-tenor]

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

[adv3nturelust]

Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!

[celestial-fang]

Holy shit

[bolters-and-rivets]

I think this is up there as the single funniest domino effects in the whole of 40k cannon.

context/lore deets:

Warsmith Barabus Dantioch looses a campaign.

Purturabo tells him "I never want to see your face again"

Dantioch forges a helmet to his fucking skull in spite

he gets posted to a backwater artifact far from active duty in disgrace

The 4th legion returns some years later asking him to join them in rebelling the emperor

Dantioch: "4th Legion warship, go fuck yourselves"

the heresy

Barabus dantioch blows up the faros gate, killing himself and the attacking heretics and unleashing a psychic blast strong enough to be detected from interstellar space

skip 10k years

Tyranids are now everyones problem

I want to hear your favourite examples of domino effects in 40k

[asksanguinius40k]

More proof, something was noted as seeing the blast and changing course. And the Nids attacked the planet that the Faros was once on in force.