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Tonight things are gonna get a little crazy...We’re gonna get a little wild

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if y’all found this blog thru a youtube video could you possibly link me to it? people r telling me that is a thing and i haven’t seen it

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this what they served my son at lunch today. should i call the cops?

snatch-daddy

Absolutely. That’s a criminally small portion of beans.

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public school students can have a little beanana as a treat

this what they served my son at lunch today. should i call the cops?

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Anyone want to roleplay?

Open RP you start it

koicifer

*im seen in the kitchen at 3 am, hunched over on the floor, an open can of bush’s baked beans and a metal spoon in each hand*

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AAAAAAAG HELP FUCKING HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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(I’m the beans)

Baked beans with peanut butter is an amazing food choice.

I hope to god you’re lying

bakedbeanswheretheyshouldntbe

Anyone want to roleplay?

Open RP you start it

koicifer

*im seen in the kitchen at 3 am, hunched over on the floor, an open can of bush’s baked beans and a metal spoon in each hand*

bakedbeanswheretheyshouldntbe

AAAAAAAG HELP FUCKING HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anyone want to roleplay?

Open RP you start it

take a razor and slit the corner of the pocket so you can close your eyes and imagine you’re suckling at the teat of mama bean

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Welcome back friend. Your content has been missed. :)

thank u i can’t promise i won’t vanish again but i got some mmmmm uhhhh beans in the back room to show you

:-)

beans. they’re in th

they’re in the back i just gotta hhmmm uhhhh uu

Can i brig beans to cars2

i’ll let you in on a little secret: the theater employees won’t tell you, but you’re encouraged to bring beans to cars 2. In fact, if you save a few spoonfuls of ‘em until the end of the movie and linger around after the rest of the audience has cleared out, you might get lucky and run into a manager.

Now you’ll need to make sure your intentions are clear by telling them that you’ve brought beans to cars 2. If they’ve been briefed like corporate ordered, they’ll know exactly what you mean, and what to do about it. Let them guide you up the aisles and through the door to the projector room, don’t protest when they gently push a panel on the wall in to reveal a dimly-lit hidden path, and don’t gasp when you realize the path isn’t a walkway, but a speedway—Like what a car would drive on.

The manager can’t accompany you into the sacred ground as they most likely didn’t come prepared, but when they push the door open and you walk through you’ll see him there: Lightning McQueen. He’s not quite equipped to exist in our plane of reality, but of anything, he can smell, he can taste—He knows you have beans, and he’s hungry.

You’ll need to carefully pour the beans into McQueen’s mouth and allow him to savor them. When he’s through, he’ll begin chanting. This is when you should close your eyes and steady your breathing. His voice will fractalize into countless ones, enveloping you in the weight of their power. Do not move. Do not scream. Allow Lightning McQueen to alight his spell on your shoulders.

When it’s over you’ll be back in your seat. The theatre will be empty, the janitors will have long since finished sweeping up the stray popcorn and napkins that guests disposed of on the floor. You should leave now.

What did McQueen do to you? Well, it’s generally different for everyone, but those enlightened typically describe it being “my greatest wish granted, but at a cost I didn’t anticipate.”

I’m sure you’ll find out soon.

Hope you enjoyed the movie.

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