Formerly Prontobrontosaurusburger

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Jacob. Had to get a new tumblr...I don’t read these. “why are you a living shitpost, like why are you like this” - @beautifulfandom

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My wife keeps informing me that there are more words to Holler Back Girl than I ain’t no holla back girl but I’ve heard this song a million times and I’m positive those are the only words.

I'm back. Both blogs will remain active.

None of you can prove I’m not a bot.

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dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

Eating one of the saddest most bachelor dinners ever tonight

There’s no excuse for eating bad food. Learn to cook, homie. Eat steak and drink whiskey.

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

I couldn’t get to the store today so I don’t have much to eat that isn’t emergency food or hot dogs.

Light salt saltines and PB/J mix with some hard cider is my dinner tonight.

Plus I can’t cook for just one it’s easier for my to cook for two or more.

First of all, I cook for one. It takes learning but if I could learn it you can learn it.

Second of all, just eat them dogs and throw some kraut and jalapeño peppers on it like a man. Maybe cheese, too.

Third of all, you need more emergency foods.

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

I also have no motivation to actually cook for just one unless it’s eggs or the occasional burger. I live mostly on sandwiches and lean cuisines and eggs.

I have a ton of emergency food but it’s too expensive to keep buying it at Walmart I’ll have to go with me mumsy next time she goes to Sams Club. But I have enough food to go a year or so with rationing, water I just don’t currently have the storage for for significant lengths of time but unless it’s true SHTF of the worst kind I’ll have clean water access

Needs. More. Food.

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

Bruh if I was making a living wage I’d have way more actual food both for regular and emergency use but mainly emergency

If you were making a livable wage you’d be out of security.

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

Eating one of the saddest most bachelor dinners ever tonight

There’s no excuse for eating bad food. Learn to cook, homie. Eat steak and drink whiskey.

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

I couldn’t get to the store today so I don’t have much to eat that isn’t emergency food or hot dogs.

Light salt saltines and PB/J mix with some hard cider is my dinner tonight.

Plus I can’t cook for just one it’s easier for my to cook for two or more.

First of all, I cook for one. It takes learning but if I could learn it you can learn it.

Second of all, just eat them dogs and throw some kraut and jalapeño peppers on it like a man. Maybe cheese, too.

Third of all, you need more emergency foods.

tendie-defender

My dude, My guy, Me buddy ol pal. You need to get you some hot links and bratwurst. Hotdogs are for ball games only.

If you’re not ballin’ 24/7/366 then I don’t know what to tell you.

tendie-defender

Apparently I’ve been ballin too hard because I’ve been missing an entire day per year for the last 35 years.

Not ballin’ hard enough.

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

Anyone wanna game on PC or Xbox as I wind down from my workout before I do some chorin?

theminingengineer

Yo.... wanna go dig some holes?

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

Anyone wanna play Deep Rock Galactic with me and @theminingengineer? I’ll reblog the post summarizing the last time we played

theminingengineer

I was supposed to tag @medic981 when I was gonna play it but this is impromptu

I just landed at LAX. Still have flying to do. I downloaded that game to play with you guys.

coffeeandspentbrass

I’ve got it too!

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

We are still playing if anyone wants too! But we can all play together sometime too

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

We are still playing if anyone is free and bored!

I don’t even know what it is

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

Eating one of the saddest most bachelor dinners ever tonight

There’s no excuse for eating bad food. Learn to cook, homie. Eat steak and drink whiskey.

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

I couldn’t get to the store today so I don’t have much to eat that isn’t emergency food or hot dogs.

Light salt saltines and PB/J mix with some hard cider is my dinner tonight.

Plus I can’t cook for just one it’s easier for my to cook for two or more.

First of all, I cook for one. It takes learning but if I could learn it you can learn it.

Second of all, just eat them dogs and throw some kraut and jalapeño peppers on it like a man. Maybe cheese, too.

Third of all, you need more emergency foods.

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

I also have no motivation to actually cook for just one unless it’s eggs or the occasional burger. I live mostly on sandwiches and lean cuisines and eggs.

I have a ton of emergency food but it’s too expensive to keep buying it at Walmart I’ll have to go with me mumsy next time she goes to Sams Club. But I have enough food to go a year or so with rationing, water I just don’t currently have the storage for for significant lengths of time but unless it’s true SHTF of the worst kind I’ll have clean water access

Needs. More. Food.

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

Eating one of the saddest most bachelor dinners ever tonight

There’s no excuse for eating bad food. Learn to cook, homie. Eat steak and drink whiskey.

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

I couldn’t get to the store today so I don’t have much to eat that isn’t emergency food or hot dogs.

Light salt saltines and PB/J mix with some hard cider is my dinner tonight.

Plus I can’t cook for just one it’s easier for my to cook for two or more.

First of all, I cook for one. It takes learning but if I could learn it you can learn it.

Second of all, just eat them dogs and throw some kraut and jalapeño peppers on it like a man. Maybe cheese, too.

Third of all, you need more emergency foods.

tendie-defender

My dude, My guy, Me buddy ol pal. You need to get you some hot links and bratwurst. Hotdogs are for ball games only.

If you’re not ballin’ 24/7/366 then I don’t know what to tell you.

southcarolinagoddess

It's going to be 100 degrees tomorrow. One hundred degrees Fahrenheit. That does not factor in the humidity. I will be reframing from going outdoors.

alaska-man-wyoming-land-deactiv

Reframing as in new frames on the doors…? Or refraining as in avoiding the outdoors…?

XD

100 frames per second outdoors

southcarolinagoddess

Is that a dare??? Haha.

Well it ain’t a bluff

southcarolinagoddess

I'll pass, but only because I can't physically do it because of my health, otherwise, I'd be framing like a bitch.

Framing like a bitch is only 23 frames per second.

southcarolinagoddess

Listen, I'm not the typical bitch here. My bitch is 7 bitches in one.

Considering the volume of the average bitch that’s a density of 6895kg/m^3

southcarolinagoddess

I quit math and physics years ago. Sorry.

I tried to quit both but I still need to know how heavy diesel fuel is.

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

Eating one of the saddest most bachelor dinners ever tonight

There’s no excuse for eating bad food. Learn to cook, homie. Eat steak and drink whiskey.

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

I couldn’t get to the store today so I don’t have much to eat that isn’t emergency food or hot dogs.

Light salt saltines and PB/J mix with some hard cider is my dinner tonight.

Plus I can’t cook for just one it’s easier for my to cook for two or more.

First of all, I cook for one. It takes learning but if I could learn it you can learn it.

Second of all, just eat them dogs and throw some kraut and jalapeño peppers on it like a man. Maybe cheese, too.

Third of all, you need more emergency foods.

southcarolinagoddess

It's going to be 100 degrees tomorrow. One hundred degrees Fahrenheit. That does not factor in the humidity. I will be reframing from going outdoors.

alaska-man-wyoming-land-deactiv

Reframing as in new frames on the doors…? Or refraining as in avoiding the outdoors…?

XD

100 frames per second outdoors

southcarolinagoddess

Is that a dare??? Haha.

Well it ain’t a bluff

southcarolinagoddess

I'll pass, but only because I can't physically do it because of my health, otherwise, I'd be framing like a bitch.

Framing like a bitch is only 23 frames per second.

southcarolinagoddess

Listen, I'm not the typical bitch here. My bitch is 7 bitches in one.

Considering the volume of the average bitch that’s a density of 6895kg/m^3

dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022

Eating one of the saddest most bachelor dinners ever tonight

There’s no excuse for eating bad food. Learn to cook, homie. Eat steak and drink whiskey.

southcarolinagoddess

It's going to be 100 degrees tomorrow. One hundred degrees Fahrenheit. That does not factor in the humidity. I will be reframing from going outdoors.

alaska-man-wyoming-land-deactiv

Reframing as in new frames on the doors…? Or refraining as in avoiding the outdoors…?

XD

100 frames per second outdoors

southcarolinagoddess

Is that a dare??? Haha.

Well it ain’t a bluff

southcarolinagoddess

I'll pass, but only because I can't physically do it because of my health, otherwise, I'd be framing like a bitch.

Framing like a bitch is only 23 frames per second.

southcarolinagoddess

It's going to be 100 degrees tomorrow. One hundred degrees Fahrenheit. That does not factor in the humidity. I will be reframing from going outdoors.

alaska-man-wyoming-land-deactiv

Reframing as in new frames on the doors…? Or refraining as in avoiding the outdoors…?

XD

100 frames per second outdoors

southcarolinagoddess

Is that a dare??? Haha.

Well it ain’t a bluff

michigan-wombat2

The ground below us shaking after last nights 8.3 quake in Alaska. Each dot is a seismograph going off and reporting. I love geology!!!

Why can’t I live in the Alaskan bush?

fuckyeahcomicsbaby

Death takes no pleasure in his job, but it is a job that must be done.

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