NO WAY.

miles flynn rose | 32 | pastry chef and self-proclaimed mama's boy | the dad friend

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TEXTS || MARLEY + MILES

MARLEY: WHY AREN'T WE TOGETHER RIGHT NOW!?!?! 🥺

MILES: open the door 🥺

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TEXTS || MARLEY + MILES

MILES: TWELVE MINUTES MARLEY I'M GONNA BE SICK

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TEXTS || MILES + EVIE

MILES: Hiiii!! What's your work schedule this week?

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TEXTS || MILES + JACKIE

MILES: Okay so I can't stop watching this girl Lisa's dance covers. Is this normal? How do people move like this? Why am I suddenly in the rabbit hole of KPop videos?

MILES: JACKIE HELP

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TEXTS || MILES + OPHELIA

MILES: OPHELIA, YOU'RE A GIRL. YOU CAN HELP ME WITH GIRL STUFF.

MILES: If you... were to get a present from a dude friend that said... hey, you're cool and I appreciate you!

MILES: Like, picture it. In your MIND.

MILES: What would that present be?

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TEXTS || MILES + BEA

MILES: GUESS WHO IS BINGEING HELL'S KITCHEN FOR THE EIGHT HUNDREDTH TIME

MILES: Oh my god, can Gordon Ramsay please be my dad? PLEASE?!

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TEXTS || MILES + CY

MILES: Dude... Ketchup ice cream. It's gonna be big.

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sammydevans​:

So I don’t know about the rest of you all, but I was definitely ready for some good news this year. I try to keep things light and happy, but it’s been hard, if I’m being honest. But Friday I had to run practice on my own, head coach was out for a meeting. Turns out that meeting was an interview because he’s moving like halfway across the country or something? Anyway… unofficially say hello to your new head coach of the Sander’s Bay Panthers varsity football team!

Yoooo Sammy, this is amazing! Congrats, dude! When do you start practices? Are they like, announcing it somewhere? Somewhere I could bring a cake?

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itsbuffymcintosh​:

And I can’t wait to see your boat. And your little skipper outfit!! So. Cute.

Marley bought hats.

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averclar​:

Of course, Im just not used people wanting me to go places or expecting me to go.

Hey! Look at me! Listen to me! I want you to go on the boat. I’m not expecting you to go on the boat if that makes you uncomfy, but I’d love for you to join us.

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TEXT 📲 MILES + AUBREY

aubrey: nah, just my dog. she's pretty awesome, most of the time. she likes to drool on my stuff.

miles: pls send pics of your dog

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justmarleyrose​:

No, you can smoosh my face any day for free!! THIS IS A SPECIAL OCCASION MILES!!! I will commemorate it! 

Thanks! Me too!!! Is this your way of telling me you’ve entered a throuple, because I love THAT for you. OH! Or, wait! Are they the Millionaire and his Wife?! 

So... so I get extra face smooshes?

Oh my GOD I love that for them. Blaine is totally the millionaire. Matty makes a good wifey.

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kennaxbelle​:

Oh stop it. Don’t be jealous, you’re as much in it as we are.

WELL DUH. But I mean like, if I wasn’t a Rose, I’d want to be a Rose.

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bobbiesparkles​:

You, sir, are a god damn gentleman. Think you can lend me those sunscreen skills again, Cap?

Yeah! I mean, yeah, sure. That’s no problem. I really wouldn’t want you to get a burn.

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itsbuffymcintosh​:

Yeah, buuut this one is perfect for boating. V nautical. 

That is so fun! I can’t wait to see it.

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eviefabray​:

Thanks, captain. 

Would you like a sailor hat?

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lizzieporter​:

PRIVATE

Love you too. GET HER A NICE PRESENT.

PRIVATE

Wait, what? Is it her birthday?