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@itsbuffymcintosh

buffy mcintosh. 27. daddy's girl, certified hottie and business bitch. I want all my clothes designer. I want someone else to buy 'em. If I cannot get it right now. I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it at all. I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it at all. Give me all of your attention. Give me summer in the Hamptons. If I cannot get it right now. I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it at all. I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it at all.

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#sbsocial #tweet tweet #a series of tweets in which buffy tries to insinuate the song betty is about her #have i mentioned lately that i hate her??

TEXT 📲 🌈 LOVER

DAMIEN: that is a very cute idea. I do like that idea.

DAMIEN: but like should we really do this? like actually shut the shop?

BUFFY: ...

BUFFY: well like i feel like you want me to say no but

BUFFY: yes?

#text: damien #damien: all #text: all

musicallyanthonygilbert:

Happy early birthday! Not sure I’d be a very good date or party guest since I’ll be out of town but I can see if I can talk Charlie into allowing you free drinks all night on Saturday?

Um, well, we love free drinks so yay that!! Sorry you have lame plans though!! That’s so sad for you!

#dash: anthony #anthony: all #dash: all

Okay, so since nobody’s brought it up yet I guess I’ll start the conversation -- yes, my birthday is Saturday, no gifts are not expected but are encouraged (gift receipts pls!!), YES I do need a date so, like, if there are any eligible bachelors out there who know how to have a good time... reply with where you’d take me for dinner.

As for everyone else!! I’m thinking bank Saturday night. Bring money for drinks please!!!

#sbstarter #//i'm rusty but i tried love me pls

TEXT 📲 CYRUS 🔥

BUFFY: uummm excuse you, i didn't know librarians were allowed to be so hunky??

BUFFY: you might have just inspired me to pick up a book

BUFFY: seventeen is a book, right?

#text: cyrus #cyrus: all #text: all

TEXT 📲 ONE OF MILES'S SISTERS

BUFFY: hey... you!!!

BUFFY: what's shaking?!

#text: mckenna #mckenna: all #text: all #/i'm sorry i hate her too

TEXT 📲 MASE

BUFFY: hey babes, wanna hit bank tonight and get tipsy on watered down margs?

#text: mason #mason: all #text: all

TEXT 📲 MILES 💕

BUFFY: i miss you| [deleted]

BUFFY: hey cutie!!

BUFFY: umm so when are we hitting the water and what colour are your trunks, i wanna match my bikini

#text: miles #miles: all #text: all

TEXT 📲 🌈 LOVER

BUFFY: i just had the cutest idea!!

BUFFY: WHAT IF we shut down the shop for a couple of weeks and got like a modest little home in the hamptons or smth

#text: damien #damien: all #text: all

bossdamienzizes

THE TOXIC CODEPENDANT BESTIES - Damien and @itsbuffymcintosh

They were fake engaged to keep their parents happy now they work with each other and some how maintain a somewhat friendship

#brotp: toxic codependent besities #i love all of this #damien: all #inspo

Do you like anyone?

Honey, I like everyone. With the exception of those with bad attitudes, bad politics, or bad breath. But there are a few specific cuties I’ve got my eye on.

@bakermiles @a-theabrams

#answered #answered: about me #answered: about miles #answered: about artie #Anonymous

bakermiles:

That is so fun! I can’t wait to see it.

And I can’t wait to see your boat. And your little skipper outfit!! So. Cute.

#dash: miles #miles: all #dash: all

aidenlopez:

Thank you so much! I was kidding but you’re more than welcome to actually tell me something. I do work hard on my arms a lot. Mainly so it’s easier to lift someone in a burning building. Kidding, but not really. There really is only hot people in Sanders Bay.

You’re like so welcome, cutie pie!! Omg, love that!! You can totally lift me over your shoulder any time you need practice tbh!! There are for sure some hot people, present company included ofc!!