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ask me what i thought of the life that i led

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"antique store, portland" (2006), lovely librarians

[star-tambourine]

i’m crazy btw

[decladams]

and after all that they still lost.

[decladams]

i’m so stressed out

[boysharkmack]

running analysis on this

[creasecrashing]

If nothing else, you can't say that Mitch Marner scoring the fastest hat trick in SCF history (6:10) followed shortly thereafter by the Canes scoring the fastest three goals in SCF history (39 seconds) isn't tremendously entertaining

[decladams]

fucking historical

[decladams]

THREE GOALS IN 39 SECONDS

[decladams]

HOLY SHIT

[decladams]

i need them to score i cannot have a shut out

[theweirdwideweb]

[malewag]

genuinely i wish a giant anvil would fall out of the sky and onto the vegas golden knights

[malewag]

i wish an even larger anvil would fall out of the sky and onto mitch marner specifically

[decladams]

we NEED to blow up las vegas

[decladams]

ohhh i'm gonna be sick

[decladams]

NO GOAL !!!!!!!!!

[decladams]

NO GOAL AGAINNNNNNN

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of shane specifically being allergic to the peel of mangoes so being able to eat them if they're peeled and rinsed first and the dual funny ("baby, can you do that thing i like when you get home?" and it's just. peeling a mango.) and feels (ilya being the conduit of another way shane receives pleasure) of it

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of it specifically signalling "i want filthy, rough, world-shattering kink sex" makes me fucking CACKLE imagining one of them helping someone else move or paint a nursery or something and someone's like, "hey man, looks like you have a text" "can you read it to me, please?" because they have their hands full, and the person goes, "uuuh? looks like it's just a picture of a mango on-" and they don't get to finish because they're already 🏃‍♂️GOTTA GO SEE YOU LATER🏃‍♂️

[mack-will]

will's post morning skate interview, 04.04.2026 (x)