Live with memories, not regrets.

Luigi. 18. Florida. I blog whatever fits me...beach trucks cars bikes hunting fishing guns...in into fitness and working out so youll see pics of that and most likely my own progress... and if its pictures of a white f150 or from a gopro camera they are my own :) im going to be a firefighter so that is there too!

[nope-not-true]

Things French parents say to their kids

When we forget to turn off a light: C’est pas Versailles ici ! Hey, we’re not in Versailles !

When we stand between them and something they want to see: Et ton père, il est vitrier ? Is your father a glazier?

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When you are hungry but the dinner is not ready yet Ben mange ta main et garde l’autre pour demain ! Well, eat your hand and save the other one for tomorrow !

[jadisjavaisuncoeur]

What’s for dinner ? Des caillous. Pebbles.

When you lie too obviously : Et mon cul c’est du poulet. And my ass is made of chicken.

[ewnor]

When you are in a bad mood : Mange des carottes, ça rend aimable. Eat some carrots, you’ll be nicer

When you are throwing a tantrum : Pleure un coup, tu pisseras moins. Go on and cry, you’ll piss less.

[garnetrena]

And the world wonders why we are so sassy.

[best-of-memes]

[cummins-trucks]

[el-osario]

[instagram-girlz]

[dairylandprincess]

budweiser (:

[dieseljunkie]

"gotta get a little mud on the tires"

[tkeyyy]

[slammedstreet]

[stancedautos]

Sweet Jesus.

[idareyoutwice]

[wayy-up-north]

[aftoiasis]

[trophytruck760]

Booty

[suckmystick]

[asia-bell]

[john-maroon]

[surfsammysleep]

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