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WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

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“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while”

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two worms at dinner

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

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Goals. (via AnthonyGargiula)

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Omfg

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(photo by bowlerhatbear)

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go with him

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omfg

zechv

Free OREO™ day!

Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!

zechv

this is fake please stop messaging me telling me you almost got arrested

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Trope I am officially done with: Hetero couples yelling at one another until they get so mad they make out.

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Yeah, seriously. I don’t think that has ever happened. Or it at least doesn’t happen with the regularity that the media tries to tell us it does.

It just doesn’t work, okay? It makes no sense. And it tries to assert that making out solves actual problems that need to be hashed out.

It’s also lazy. Let them scream until their voices wear out. Let them cry until they can’t anymore. Let them wear themselves out and have to sit down on the couch. Don’t take the easy way out.

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Also that shitty trope of a couple arguing where the guy roughly kisses the girl to shut her up.

Just let her speak. Let her spill her emotions because if you cork it up with that kiss, it’ll come and bite you in the ass later, and you’d be blaming it on her, saying “Damn girls be keeping reciepts on everything” when you’re the one who forced her to bottle it up in the first place.