chicken

I got a orange dream bar stuck to my face once

[historysideblog]

Revolving Self Portraits

C. 1865: "Revolving" self-portrait by Nadar

C. 1858 Adrien Tournachon Self portrait

[hustlerose]

go insane go insane

[lemonsweet-moved]

[mandywondering]

Happy 20th birthday, Shrek.

[kristina100000]

these two queens

[thedandyfrog]

This is what nightmares as a kid were like

[luntfontanne]

brb sending this to my entire history of science department

[junewild]

[lastvalyrian]

where does this situation even sit on the political compass

[paxamericana]

[niedopalek]

firefighters arrive at an apartment complex going up in flames, parked nearby is a truck identical to theirs, only colored blue. “shit!” the battalion chief yells. “the firehelpers are already here, cmon we gotta hurry!”

[drkatzgoodbye4everarchive]

team fortress two

[lokisleathersuit]

on april fools day we should all change our icons to this

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 5th of march, 2013.

[srsfunny]

So so gullible

[complete-trash-and-despair]

Looks like some flimsy ass cheap plastic lol

[uncle-beanbag]

Hemitite is an iron ore material that is incredibly brittle since it’s iron rock.

It breaks because it is made thin as a ring and any decent pressure on it snaps it.

Not because of negative vibes

[bigredm38-2]

In other words:

The guy that made ‘em

[astroangeltears]

I work at a rock shop, we have had these boys forever but due to some tik tok trend last week we have been getting people just comming in and rushing for the bands. Not to mention when they are like “man i hope yours does not break” and I tell them they are fragile and you should be careful with them they get angry with me since the only way the can possibly break is by vibes alone and not jusy throwing your hand down on a table too hard.

[uiruu]

you at the rock shop

[prokopetz]

Look, if you’re going to send me recommendations for comedy media, you need to understand that I’m the sort of person who can sit through an exquisitely crafted half-hour standup routine and barely crack a smirk, then stumble across a Tumblr post where the entire joke is somebody grotesquely mis-spelling a common word and lose it for like a minute straight.

[prokopetz]

Like, this right here? According to the gremlin that lives in my brain, this is the funniest damn thing I’ve ever seen:

[prokopetz]

This image is now funny for a different reason.

[hustlerose]

i can teach you

[alm0sthere]

t-teach me.. what??

[hustlerose]

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

extremely glad that i am not a container ship trying to traverse the suez canal today

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

https://www.vesselfinder.com/?imo=9811000

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

https://twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1374468169784459267 i dont think its supposed to look like that

[rad-roach]

Absolutely crucial update: this was this ship’s route before it went off to get stuck in the canal

[gougnafier-2]

Maritime flex

[james-p-sullivan]

what the fuck is wrong with this movie

[bringhimdown]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

she turned his remote vibe on 😳

[gwynbleidd892]

[crispyliza]

Every single Scandinavian Crime Drama

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

“Gunar Gunarssonsson” lmao

[cairocopper-deactivated20210402]

“The Killer could be anyone in Helgasund, that’s over seven people!” 

Best line!

[r4cs0]

3 is for good luck I think

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

hey now stairs are hard at his age

[1995lahaine]

im gonna shit

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[ask-maxie-boy]

The prophet… he tried to warn us. He told us it was too much power, and yet we all laughed. We made a joke of him.

Moreos Guy, if you’re out there, I would like to personally apologize for not heeding your warning to us.

[m1911s-mile22]

Can’t fathom how I’ve been on this site so goddamn long that there’s a whole new generation of people on here that don’t know who Moreos Guy was.