Lovesick little boy

Alois ♡ He/they ♡ Adhd  ♡ artist ♡ personal account now, will yell as I please

[annabellioncourt]

MCR and Dracula trending, the goths won this one.

[glumshoe]

The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.

“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.

“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”

I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”

She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.

Children: #HACKED

[tinyqueenusagi-chan]

Also if you have a crying kid give them a cup of water. You can’t cry and drink at the same time and it gives them a chance to calm down.

Tell them their going to run out of tears so they drink the water.

My mom does this at her preschool after awhile the other children start offering the crying child little cups of water.

[maxanaxam]

Stuff like this is also a great test to see if the kid is actually seriously injured! Because with how much some kids cry over tiny bumps and scrapes, it can be hard to tell. But if you slap a Band-Aid on it or give them a cup of water or a piece of candy and they stop crying, they’re fine. If they keep crying despite whatever little placebo or distraction you’ve given them, you might wanna look a little closer at that injury or seek medical attention.

[raincloudsandsunbeams]

With my two’s class we ask them “more hurt or more scary?” It takes a bit of practice but after a few times they can answer without more prompting. More scary gets a hug and more hurt gets a look over.

[markingatlightspeed]

That last one is so important because it validates the child’s feelings and tells them it’s okay to have these feelings and lets them learn how to deal with them, rather than just distracting them from them. I also helps teach the child to both communicate their feelings more readily and communicate when they’re hurt more clearly. All really important skills for a child to develop young.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hools]

no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye

[bace-jeleren]

Absolutely obsessed with this decedent slut

[bace-jeleren]

Goodbye brooding, haunted vampire bf era, now is the Era of the Whore!

[bace-jeleren]

[danandphilnews]

[tropesarenotbad]

[image description: a printed out flyer with the picture of a sleeping grey tabby cat on it. It has text on it that reads:

Muffin disclaimer

So you’ve ordered a muffin! We hope you’re up for a challenge.

Our wobbly tabby cat Bea REALLY likes muffins so there are a few things to be aware of if you have a muffin in the cat area.

- She WILL climb you to try and get your muffin - She is not very good at climbing so she will claw her way up your body - It WILL hurt - She WILL NOT give up - She may try to eat the muffin right out of your mouth - She is not allowed to eat muffins

You may pick her up / move her away if needed and if you’re really struggling, come and talk to us and we will help. No matter how much she wants to, it is still very important that you don’t let her eat any muffin as it will make her sick.

Good luck and we hope you enjoy your muffin experience!

She may look sweet and innocent but we promise you she’s not

/end image description]

[musicalhell]

Bea the muffin thief has come upon my timeline again and I am obliged to reblog.

[toastbutteregg]

[vonkarma2]

Lagoona called someone a cunt canon and real

[icantdealwiththis-fuckyou-deact]

Welcome back to its really hot and I’m going to murder someone

[sabertoothwalrus]

underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

[dorkthoughts]

In love with everything pink<3

[beancrafts]

He hungers

[dotssu]

they were isekai’d and now theyre kitty kitty meow meow cats 😋

[bakubakufuckyou]

My fuckign app decided I get to unfollow a shit ton of ppl apparently so if we r friends and u notice it happened lmk lol, tryina catch every mutual it made me unfollow

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

i just spoke with thomas jefferson and he says he wears an among us binder now

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

everyone's a critic

[yoururlisavalidchumhandle]

Your URL (transgenderCyborg - TC) is a valid chumhandle!

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Op found dead with two shots in the back

[vexture]

"Hold him well."

(Cross post from Twitter) - The coloring took ages man, my hands hurt but aa I'm really proud of this :>>

[lovebasement]

When I think of you my eyes turn into little hearts irl