Zenos Apologist

🏳️‍⚧️He/Him. Sometimes NSFW. Artist. Writer. FFXIV Zodiark Server. Commissions: ko-fi.com/writerman 🏳️‍⚧️

[dogpuppy]

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[shattersaurus]

All of the Prehistoric Pride guys in one collective post to celebrate pride month. Choose your fighter and have an awesome time :D

More suggestions are always welcome, I sadly was not able to cover everyone, but I will do more of these in the future!

[woobifiedvillain]

@veliseraptor

[staticespace]

@accessible-art

[morticia-butler]

@writerman

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[manyblinkinglights]

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

[pitrsattabhaadmeinjaa]

This. This is the online friend experience.

[josilverdragon]

Saved this because it is so true.

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 15 hours

[writerman]

I nearly broke my nose 😂

My friend was teaching me how to punch properly and I fell face first into the grass

I then walked into a glass door because ya know I’m sooo smart

BUT we did roast marshmallows and corn over an open fire

[sasha-rochester]

FFXIV area-themed asks (Inbox these!)

Limsa Lominsa 1. Does your character enjoy the sea? 2. How does your character feel about piracy? 3. Is your character adventurous? Ul’dah 4. Is your character a royalist or monetarist? (Do they side with the crown or the syndicate?) 5. How does your character feel about the influx of Ala Mhigan refugees? 6. How important is wealth to your character? Gridania 7. Does your character enjoy nature?  8. Is your character suspicious of new people?  9. How well does your character treat animals? Ishgard 10. Is your character religious? 11. How does your character view outsiders? 12. Is your character aware of the disparity between the rich and the poor in some city-states? How do they feel about it? Sharlayan 13. How important is formal education to your character? 14. Is your character secretive? 15. How does your character view magic? Ala Mhigo 15. Is your character easily intimidated?  16. Tell me one (or more) things your character resents. 17. How would your character react if they discovered a likeable acquaintance was Garlean? Violently? With suspicion? Or would they ignore it altogether?     Thavnair 18. How does your character view alchemy? 19. Do you think your character would cope well under the scathing heat of the desert for a few weeks? 20. Does your character trust Alchemy or Magic more? Garlemald 21. How domineering is your character? 22. Does your character have a mean streak? 23. How obedient to authority is your character?

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[samwiselastname]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[im-an-apollogist]

Calypso I hate you but I love you but I hate you but I love you but I hate you but i love you but I hate you but I love you but I hate you

[plushbaecrafts]

Bonded pair: DO NOT SEPARATE!!

Pansy Korok plushie keychains are available in my shop! You can pick from Purple or Yellow Pansy designs (but you should definitely get both😉)

[goth-queen]

[psychotic-gerard]

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

[noah-wyles]

[batmanego]

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

[batmanego]

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

[batmanego]

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now