dancing queen or dying teen ?

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Me: hey do you know what serotonin is?

Brain:

[cassandracalin]

Fascinating…

[wife-emailer]

“classic literature is hard to relate to”

[charmstat]

how’s everybody doing

[quintesence-deactivated20180801]

[dennys]

;)

[akitron]

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

[ballaruff]

bae: come over

me: do you have food

bae: my parents aren't home

me: are they coming back with food

[ballaruff]

me: *lays down in my bed*

my entire body: YES! YES! YES THANK YOU GOD!!!!!! YES YES YES YE

[pettycentral]

[best-of-memes]

[coolthingoftheday]

#indoorgardening

[xeduo]

when ur airbags go off and u get a face full of cactus

[unfuck-it]

you fucked up

idk what you’re referring to but probably

[beaujes]

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

[beaujes]

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

[mosasadogs]

I Must Crack Open a Cold One, But I Have No Boys.

[divawithanunspoiledagenda]

You Require the Milkshake

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

[herspanic]

[dirtyratchet]

when u at the beach