what we do in the shadows - season 2 sentence starters part 3 change tenses/pronouns as needed !! some lines have been edited for clarity / length / ease of roleplaying tw : death , language , nsfw
‘there is a voice coming from the sewer.’
‘it’s saying my name.’
‘excuse me, good evening. are you in the sewer?’
‘woah, woah, woah … what in hell’s house was that?’
‘don’t worry, my darling, I shall protect you.’
‘you’re just pushing me in front of you.’
‘when they call you a dumbass you know you’ve got them.’
‘they called me a dumbass.’
‘it’s surprisingly simple to get total strangers completely furious with you.’
‘I was found in the wreckage by the ambulance people.’
‘I don’t know how to play the piano, so I use a zune.’
‘how did I survive, you ask?’
‘I didn’t ask.’
‘but what matters is that you are here.’
‘why did you invite the prick?’
‘he’s not going to come here. he’ll be too embarrassed.’
‘I made him into a vampire back in the 1970s.’
‘honestly, you are just such a true friend.’
‘it’s about time he ate shit.’
‘that thing makes men go crazy.’
‘this will not stand.’
‘I mean, he’s stealing my food now.’
‘he thinks I don’t know what he’s up to, but I do.’
‘he’s only here to steal my hat.’
‘I’m yours forever.’
‘I made it myself from sewer trash.’
‘I just wanted to say thank you for not abandoning me when everyone else had.’
‘that is so pathetic and truly lovely.’
‘I know what you are.’
‘I smell the death on you.’
‘don’t call me that.’
‘something bad’s gonna happen isn’t it?’
‘it is a very messy but cool idea.’
‘that’s very frowned upon amongst the vampire community.’
‘you must not say anything about this to anyone, understand?’
‘it reflects badly on me, and you will be killed.’
‘he did dm me, saying he wanted to kick my ass and gave me his address.’
‘it’s gone too far.’
‘I’m echolocating, shh!’
‘it does mean that. if you need me to look it up in webster’s and show you, I will.’
‘it is you who is outnumbered this time.’
‘you’re willing to settle and I envy that.’
‘did you see how I threw the suspicion from you?’
‘you threw the suspicion on me.’
‘I just would like to apologize for any hurtful things that I may have said to you.’
‘sorry, fred mercury, but I am the champion.’
‘what was the name of that song?’
‘I’ve been robbed, I say robbed!’
‘did you really write ‘come on eileen’?’
‘I’ve been shit on from a great height. and it’s not the first time.’
‘you haven’t aged a bit.’
‘you were testing me.’
‘have you ever thought about maybe preforming live?’
‘nothing unlocks anger and boredom quite like old - timey music.’
‘i’d say her job hasn’t been easy. she’s paid her dues.’
‘I’m building a vampire community.’
‘I’m not sure that’s aged well.’
‘are you bullshitting me on this?’
‘you always want to talk about it later.’
‘are you gonna be alright without me?’
‘you’re being stupid.’
‘I did all kinds of shit for him that I can’t even think of right now.’
‘I don’t believe in that bullshit, we don’t do that here.’
‘what do you boogie in? you can’t boogie in these.’
‘I don’t boogie. nobody boogies anymore.’
‘sometimes he can be a giant dipshit with no taste.’
‘she does have a way with words, but sometimes those words drive me fucking insane.’
‘biggest mistake I ever made.’
‘he’s frail, like a baby. a big wrinkly baby that smells of mashed potatoes.’
‘he must be dying to come back by now.’
‘the fuck is that shit?’
‘they call it open mic because they only open the mic for the best of the best.’
‘I’m still not feeling the vibe.’
‘so who’s ready for an orgy?’
‘I was at the orgy and everyone was attacked, and now they’re all dead.’
‘it’s very difficult for me to say, so just let me get this out.’
‘I have been very unhappy since you left.’
‘I just want to know what I can do to bring you back home.’
‘I want to feel more respected and appreciated.’
‘ice is not a snack.’
‘I’m not going back to get it.’
