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micah / 22 / fag in a girl way

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[girlballs]

Okay goodnight various internet transgender women in my phone. Don't forget to bust on each others boobs and thighs lesbianstyle for pride month.

[starrynet]

[ballpeenhammer]

this little dog is being actively hunted for sport

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[sleepy-frog-lady]

Something they don’t tell you about being a lesbian is that sometimes your wife leaves for completely reasonable periods of time and then you miss her so bad until she’s back

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[ballpeenhammer]

date at the non-euclidean fuck chamber, queen?

[i-enact-postvore]

[ballpeenhammer]

look my jaguwire

[girldraki]

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[ballpeenhammer]

oh yeah, that’s just the creature i let into my home and my heart

[ballpeenhammer]

mosquitoes are bred in captivity and strategically released to unite the population in hatred

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present