hella rad

To feel the sun

[patrik-star]

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. 

[jacqueling35]

I don’t even know what’s real anymore.

[visvya]

by cozykozue https://www.instagram.com/p/5M5G35jv7e/

[weloveshortvideos]

[ballsthatsweat]

it me

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[thorinobsessed]

MY NEW ATTITUDE: Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[mtv]

this is a masterpiece. 

[churrogirl1999]

this vid is cool and all but like how does he eat a banana and make straight eye contact into the camera

[saiasus]

[igavemyselffoodpoisoning]

What’s going on

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Machine gun (Falsetto Version)

[depsidase]

[chikkou]

blackmormon:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

I wouldn’t be surprised

[layrise-deactivated20160103]

Woah woah woah, that means

[sorhyu-deactivated20150602]

whA T

[ask-arthur-christmas-claus-deac]

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

[alex-abadeer]

Can we please not forget about this? 

[ask-flameprince]

Wait then what if

[showgunate-blog]

i cannot accept this

[samsplace]

Oh summer, I do love you so

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

Now I know what true power feels like

[billy-on-a-walk]

Located in Tuergen Township, Xinyuan County, Yili Apricot Valley (Xinghuagou杏花沟) is a lesser-known yet extremely beautiful valley featuring clumps of wild apricot trees. Spanning over 2000 hectares, it is the biggest apricot forest in Xinjiang and their history can be traced back to the medieval age. From early April to May, they will blossom large and vividly in hues of pink, white and red, which is very photogenic. 

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[manrippedapartbydogs]

Summer mood board tagged my @weirdnessisgood

I’m tagging @texasboyz713 @texasexecutions @mormonfacts @internet-safe @puertohurraco @fag-plague

I’ll tag more when I think of more I’m tired and my stomach hurts

[earthshinefairy]

[sam-the-cat-lady]

WATER

EARTH

Fire

AIR

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avacatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I adopted the new Avacatar, a kittybender named Steve. And although his felinebending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Steve can save the world.

[redapplecigarettess-deactivated]

[thebatglare-deactivated20140210]

shit they’re finding our weak spots