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20s she/her SNZ KINK BLOG! U18 & Ageless DNI!!

[snzyyeah]

i’m such a fever lover bro. like yes you’re delirious. yes you’re sweaty but you’re shivering. yeah you’re cuddling up to whoever, yeah you’re pathetic.

[temporarilyunspokensneezes]

A special good night to all the people who breathily warn "I'm gonna sneeze..." while their gaze unfocuses and all they can do is give into the building tickle before snapping forward with their sneeze ❤️ (congrats on being the hottest people ever)

[rozsnz]

sick ilya who reverts back to wearing his adidas tracksuits when he doesn’t feel well because they remind him of his mama

[brandnewcouch]

happy pride to the asexual snzfuckers who were very confused about how they could be into no one and also snz at the same time! it’s a wild experience, but i love that there are so many of us on here and that the snz community is so inclusive when it comes to asexuality <3

[snzyskies]

Not snz, ranting over Co/nnor storrie

con/nor deserves an award for beautifully bringing i/lya rozanov to life and it’s so unfortunate that he likely will not be able to be professionally recognized for it because of eligibility criteria in canada and america. He put his all into the character, read the books and genuinely loves and adores I/lya.

i know he is going to deliver a heartbreakingly-stunning performance next season and i absolutely want to see him nominated and awarded for it. When I was watching heated rivalry for the first time i could not believe that connor was NOT from russia. He completely transformed and iirc Rachel mentioned in an interview that when she met him she couldn’t make eye contact with him because she knew that he was her Ilya! 🥹

Also Jacob Tierney saying that they were specifically seeking out Canadian talent for the roles but ultimately going for connor because he was so good is incredible. Connor is so freaking talented and seeing him excluded from the awards hurt me more than i thought it would😔😭

Also to see jacob and brenden sound so dismissive about it when asked about the show not being eligible for the emmys rubbed me the wrong way??? Jacob saying “awards are stupid” while the whole cast(minus connor and christina) sweep every single award possible. And not to mention the only person in contention for an emmy would’ve been connor, as far as ive seen he is the only one in the emmy conversation, not the show itself.

I just think that is odd to comment that when its one of your lead actors for your show that is in this conversation and all of the sudden awards are stupid? Like okay if its stupid why are you at an award show lmao😹

And i know that Connor’s role has been wildly praised by everyone that has watched him, he isnt lacking in recognition at all. But as a greedy fan whol loves both connor and ilya with everything i have i need him to get his award because he deserves it. Also His character was one of the standouts!! if ilya would not have been played correctly that show would not have blown up the way it did. He played such a huge part in its success. So pls give him the winged woman.

[percyphonea]

I/lya definitely lived with C/liff during his rookie year and C/liff definitely had to change every detergent and cleaning product in his house after the accident (I/lya started with little clusters of sneezes for like two days but ended the week in the ER with C/liff on his side because he got rashes and he couldn’t breathe properly (C/liff is usually exactly the same when he gets a strong allergic reaction))

[snzqt]

w-wait.. sdff.. do— dod't.. hh.. k-kisshhh.. hhHH.. m-mby.. sDFF— my d-dosehh.. hnn'TSCHW! h-hh.. hh'CHWW! hh.. ghhe'SSHWW! hhkt'SCHIEW! f-fuck.. i— ndeed to.. blow.. e-excuse mbe— HHHRRRKKKSHHH!

[snzqt]

a sickie who's too tired to take proper care of themselves, so when their partner finds them, all they can do is sigh and say "oh sweetheart, why didn’t you at least text me?"

[snzyskies]

Have you ever been sneezed on before? If so tell me all the juicy details :)

I have not! Tbh it’s not something ive ever really fantasized about im a germophobe lolz which i know completely contradicts me liking cold snzs 🤷🏽‍♀️😄

[blooming-trees]

Someone who, once they start sneezing, absolutely cannot stop until they blow their nose. 😏

Unfortunately they're terrible at remembering to carry tissues or handkerchiefs with them. 😈

[themiseryandcompany]

mock sympathy directed towards someone actually sick as a form of flirting.

[themiseryandcompany]

@bestwhumpist <—— PREV TAGS!!!!! saying “sounds like someone is catching a cold” in front of others BARK BARKBARKBARK!!!!

[snzyskies]

What is your fav kind of sneeze ;)

I def have a preference for cold sneezes! But any drawn out fit can get me every time lol 😮‍💨

[snzyskies]

The whump potential for i/lya is monumental and i lowkey feel like a bad person for how much i want to put him in different situations

Like yes i absolutely need him to wake up sobbing in the middle of the night cause he was having fever-induced nightmares about his mama 🥺🥺

[pvke-princess]

i think it's hot when guys cry when they're sick sorry arrest me

[snzyskies]

Little do they know i staked a claim on this months ago lol 😆

[bubble-up]

World is beautiful because I can imagine any character with a bad cold sitting at their desk with a lil mug of hot tea

[snzyskies]

Excited for hr s2 but what im really anticipating is the therapy sessions ilya has with galina