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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@baloothebobby-blog
Iâm straight, I have no attraction to men in that way.
I didnât do anything! He must have picked me from a hat.
Do you ever wonder how many students and professors uttered those words here? This place is a hotspot for homosexual goings ons. Nothing wrong with that.Â
Orrrr maybe it was love at first sight and you'll never shake him.Â
Whenever I'm sad, I'm just going to remind myself that Kevin is to gay men what the Holy Grail is to a Christian.
WONDERFUL, MY LEGâS ASLEEP.
NOT JUST MY LEG. MY BUTT. MY WHOLE BUTT IS TOTALLY ASLEEP. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN? HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN SITTING HERE? WHAT WAS I THINKING ABOUT? WHY DID I SIT DOWN IN THE FIRST PLACE?Â
OH GOD, ITâS MY WHOLE PELVIC GIRDLE. I CANâT FEEL ANYTHING DOWN THERE.
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⌠MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A NAP, I GUESS.
*Tuts* Not you too! Itâs really pissing annoying, have you seen what the small man with the goatee keeps doing to me?
I am a happily spoken for man, I'm not warm for your form.Â
Yeah.. He's definitely after the D. How do you do it my friend?Â
What is it with these men making moves on me?! Allow me to hide behind you.
Hide away! Just no funny business back there.. I don't swing that way, and I'm immune to your pheromones.Â
Iâd rather sit through a lecture with Bobby dressed as a giant arse globe.
Who wouldn't.
I accomplished two of my three goals for the year this school year,
Next semester, I'm gonna be three for three.Â
Got my sleeping bag for summer,
Joking, Bobby.
Sure you were.Â
Got my sleeping bag for summer,
Well I never.
Got my sleeping bag for summer,
Oh nothing.
You're so odd.Â
âWhat is your ideal dream of earthly happiness?â âŚshe didnât think about it but found her lips to his, whispering, âThis⌠this⌠thisâŚâ
Heat Rises by Richard Castle, Chapter 5
Got my sleeping bag for summer,
Didnât I say for you to spend some time with Christine? Never mind your sleep, that can come later.
You did! That was weird.. Why'd you say that?Â
#EVERY MORNING I BRING YOU A CUP OF COFFEE JUST SO I CAN SEE A SMILE ON YOUR FACEÂ
Got my sleeping bag for summer,
âŚSo wear less clothes.
Like a nudist?Â
