independent semi-selective loki laufeyson.
badly penned by puck. ♡
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@balorslegos
independent semi-selective loki laufeyson.
badly penned by puck. ♡
injured memes
“ oh my god what happened? ”
“ you’re bleeding! why are you bleeding? ”
“ who did this to you? ”
“ that’s… a lot of blood ”
“ i think… it’s broken ”
“ can you move? does it hurt? ”
“ we need to get you to a hospital ”
“ what are you talking about? this is not just a scratch ”
“ it’s just a scratch ”
“ it’s nothing, i’m totally fine ”
“ that’s not supposed to bend that way ”
“ what the hell did you do? ”
“ don’t you pass out on me ”
“ i’m just so tired ”
“ hey, whoa, you alright there? ”
“ i just need to sit down for a minute ”
“ let me carry you ”
“ it won’t stop bleeding! ”
“ you’re gonna be just fine, i promise ”
“ hey! i said stay awake! ”
“ tell me what hurts ”
“ does it hurt when i do this? ”
“ ow! that hurts! ”
“ i’m fine, i can walk, just give me a minute ”
“ it was an accident ”
Send me, “This was a mistake” for my muse’s reaction to finding out they slept with yours.
for multi-muse blogs, specify which muse.
strawtini: Loving his Uncle Fergie
“Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”
Finn chuckles, rubbing the hem of Seth's shirt in between his thumbs. "That's cute Seth...the internet help ya with that one?
Pick-Up Line Inspired Starters
More pick-up lines can be found here.
“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
“Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”
“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Relationship material.”
“If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.”
“I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.”
“If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
“There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.”
“Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.”
“Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.”
“I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
“Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
“My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.”
“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
“You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
“Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”
[ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. {Lady Fella}
[text]: 😳
[text]: Find anything?
open!
[ ✉️ ⇢ ??? ]: are you thinking about a blanket fort? [ ✉️ ⇢ ??? ]: cause i’m thinking about a blanket fort.
Belle & The Man behind the demon (Closed RP)
The morning had already started out awful, when she had /swore/ she had set her alarm but ended up sleeping in. Not to mention when she had gotten to the venue, she’d gotten into an argument with a security guard who automatically assumed she was some teenager trying to sneak in. Normally it’d be flattering to assume she was 18/19, but this wasn’t the morning for the 27 year old woman.
Greeted with side glances and whispers, all she could do was shake off the comments as she stepped into the room, not bothering making small talk with anyone.
“Just breathe. You’ll be okay.“ She mumbled to herself as she eyed the multiple coffee dispensers and tray of sugar.
@balorslegos
Finn’s day had started out pretty well and it was obvious if you took a look at the guy. Greeting people with a smile, earbuds in his ears blasting a favorite tune, and he had a little pop in his step.
Looking down at his phone to check whatever social media, he cuts a corner to the refreshments table. Still, eyes on his phone, unknowingly, he bumps to a brown haired woman.
“Shit! Sorry, sorry.”
💕 [dean and davina tbh]
Finn is on the edge of his seat. For the third time this week, he had come to the movie theater to see a horror flick he was obsessed with. Eagerly waiting in his seat, he clutches his bag of gummy worms as the lights in the theater begin to dim.
“This is gonna be great. Trust me.” He whispers, smiling wide at the screen.
text messages.
[ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so bored! [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— blue is definitely your color 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— ugh i wish you were here! [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think you’re going to like what you see 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you’ve been on my mind all day today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you gonna fall asleep on me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— NO don’t fall asleep on me again tonight! [ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a picture 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey cutie! haven’t talked to you in a while! [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey can i call you now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— call me rather talk on the phone [ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk [ 📲 • sms ] —— oooooh, i like the sound of that 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— you looked really good today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— can’t wait to see you xoxo [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow [ 📲 • sms ] —— dang you take long enough to text back. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate texting you sometimes. you take forever. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you take forever and a day to reply. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i was wondering where you went. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. [ 📲 • sms ] —— ok that’s cool. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey where was you today? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? [ 📲 • sms ] —— why are you texting me? i’m standing right beside you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate one word texters. [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i love you 😍 [ 📲 • sms ] —— miss you 😘 [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you okay? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m gonna take a shower brb [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog/cat said he/she missed you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s your dog/cat doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you watching? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i see how it is 😜 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i gave you my number so you could text me punk 😛 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me back anymore ☹️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you [ 📲 • sms ] —— you only text me when i text you first. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me first! [ 📲 • sms ] —— wanna go catch a movie tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you mean by that status you posted? [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? 😆 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i saw that selfie you just posted. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t to lie to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that was so sweet. ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that just made me smile. ️☺️☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?
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🕉 {тнє мαнαℓrαנα}
His phone buzzed notifying him he had an incoming text. Unbeknownst to the public the Indo-Canadian had been sexting the very handsome Irish man with a large butt for a while. He grinned widely at the prospect of another ass pic in the Laoch wrestling briefs. His smile fell when he looked at his phone to see a nude from…….Finn.
The Maharaja was baffled. He never once sexted Finn so how can this be? Yuvraj texted Stephen asking if he sent the nude of Finn as a joke to which Stephen said no. Time to go to the source:
[text] what the hell man?
Finn sits by his phone a bit anxious. Not too long ago, he had sent someone quite the image. Well, he sent a picture of his…naughty parts to someone and was now waiting on their response. His phone buzzes and as if he’d been waiting for hours, he quickly snatches it and looks at the lockscreen.
Reading the text, Finn squints in confusion. It wasn’t what he expected— the complete opposite, actually. He reviews the choices he made to see where he went wrong, but he can’t recall. He takes a look at the message again but this time he takes notice to the contact name: Jinder.
Holy shit.
[text]: 🙀‼️WRONG PERSON I AM SO SORRY‼️🙀
shopping. (maryse)
@crownedprincvss
“Alright...what about this one?” Finn pulls out a black button down from the rack. He had a meet and greet coming up and he needed and outfit.
“It’s black so I can basically wear it with anything. Whadda ya’ think?” He turns to the blonde next to him.
💕 (ship whore right here)
Finn’s eyes had been glued to the TV screen for hours. He was in the middle of a heavy gaming session of another video game. His head ached and his eyes were sore. Now would be a good time for a break. He runs a hand through his hair and hits pause on his controller.
He lets out a sigh and rubs his heavy eyes. “One more level and you’ll be done with the whole game Finn…” He murmurs to himself.