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percy at the lotus casino: I'm so happy! I'm having such a great time!
percy, thinking about what he just said:
I’ve just made a behavioral study on birds (aka. I’ve fed bread to pigeons and crows) and I’d like to conserve the results for posterity:
Pigeons can and will fight each other for even the smallest crumb of bread
When a pigeon picked up a bread crumb and other pigeons are nearby it will spread its wings to ensure the other pigeons can’t get close enough to steal the crumb™
The other , bread stealing pigeons might also spread their wings to make sure that no pigeon can steal the breadcrumb before them
They will steal it straight from another pigeons beak
Pigeons have no manners
They WILL fly at you and hover around your head once they realized you’re the one throwing the crumbs
They have no concept of personal space.
Crows on the other hand are civilized.
They will try to get to the crumb first but when another crow has reached the crumb before them they will accept this and leave them be
However if a pigeon reaches the crumb first they WILL go absolutely feral and peck the pigeon until it surrenders the crumb
Pigeons are reasonably scared of crows and won’t try to steal crumbs from their very pointy stabby beaks
Crows will wait for you to throw the crumbs at an appropriate distance because they do have manners
Unlike pigeons they will also watch you and look right into your eyes, expectantly
If a crow looks at you , waiting, and you throw it a crumb it will try to catch it just like a dog would
Pigeons however don’t notice shit until it lies in front of their face or they see another pigeon found something
Crows understand pointing, pigeons don’t
If the crows are satisfied they will fly away
Pigeons are never satisfied and therefore will bother you until the very end (aka. Until you don’t have any bread left)
They always hunger.
In conclusion:
Feeding crows is more fun than feeding pigeons because crows know the rules of society and pigeons don’t.
(Next Time on “birdhavioral studies” : “why seagulls fear neither god nor devil” )
what is love? is it laughing at something that isn’t even funny with your friends until you’re lightheaded and your stomach hurts but every time you start to calm down one of them makes a funny face and you all crack up again, and you feel that if you could choose one moment to live in forever, it would be this one? perhaps
Some people look blue in the moonlight… by SmudgeThistle
I don’t know why Rick is crying in his sleep on Morty’s carpet in the middle of the night… it can’t bode well. :,(
Inspired by a conversation with @literal-cacophony! ♡♡
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“do you ONLY care about your ocs?”
no i also care about my friends’ ocs too
If we’re friends you better believe I want to hear everything about your lil goblins
i know fucking nothing about homestuck and every time i try to get a grasp on some information about it, fucking anything at all, it feels like im having a fucking stroke like i just tried to read a god damn wiki page for a main character and like its just words its just a fucking incoherent string of words it doesnt make any sense what the fuck
what the fuck is this what does this mean what the fuck doe st hsi mean
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KYMAN//TELLING THEIR FRIENDS THEY’RE TOGETHER
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“Are you sure this is a good Idea Cartman?”
“Yea yea, Kahl it’ll be fine trust me.”
Cartman smile’s and rubs his hand up and down Kyle’s back. Kyle smiles back and nods.
“Yea, ok. It’s about time they know about us, I hate that I have to fight you all the time.”
“I just wish we could be like tweek and craig.”
They both start to giggle as the front door opens.
“Cartman? Kyle? What’s goin on?”
Stan, Kenny, tweek, craig, and Wendy enter Cartman’s house with confused looks on their faces.
“Um,Well.. Cartman?”
Cartman sucks his teeth.
“Wow thanks alot jew. Well guys Kahl and I have something to confess to you guy’s.. Kahl and I have been.. In a relationship for quite some time now.”
He smiles at Kyle and places a hand on his back.
“Yeah guys, Cartman and I only fight just to throw you off, we actually love eachother alot.”
Kyle returns the smile, they both sit and wait for what the other’s had to say.
“Wait.. I still don’t understand.”
“Stan!”
“Stan, Cartman and I are dating.. He’s my boyfriend, he has been for the past couple of years.”
Suddenly it gets quiet, then Wendy speaks up.
“That’s great you guy’s!”
She shouts, holding on to stan.
“Yeah, I mean if you two are dating then that’s fine with me, right Kenny?”
“Yeah.”
Kyle and Cartman were shocked at the response, but relieved at the same time.
“S-So you guys don’t mind?!”
Kyle says, gripping on to Cartman’s hand.
“Yeah dude, it’s fine. Atleast we won’t have to listen to you argue anymore.”
Craig laughs making everyone else laugh along with him.
Kyle sighs
‘I’m so happy.. So happy.’
(Sorry if this isn’t all that good I tried my best)
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Oh thank God
at the end of Monsters Inc it says that no monsters were harmed either
and Guardians of the Galaxy:
And Mr. Popper’s Penguins [x]
I’m loving these
Butters: Wtf is Sephora it sounds scary.
Kevin: isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy?
Gary: no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels
Damien: No you’re thinking of a Seraph. A sephora is a second year college or high school student
Token: No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.
Tweek: no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.
Craig: No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.
Clyde: You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
Kyle: You’re thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
Ike: You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.
Stan: No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
Cartman: No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the stupid Jews out of Egypt fucking bitch.
Kenny: No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.
Jimmy: No, you’re thinking of Sappho. Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.
Pete: No, you’re thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.
Michael: No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.
Bradley: No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.
Wendy: No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.
All boys:.....oh!!!!!!
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Chad has a shirt that says ” I am not Will Ferrel”. A rock magazine in Japan once ran an article on the then upcoming album “i’m with you” and used photos of Ferrel instead of Chad.
They also challenged each other to a drum battle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uBOtQOO70Y
This is the best thing I have ever seen
I decided that i really should upload my drawings in here more often. (this definetly probably won’t last long..)