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The Psychos are doing their bit.
You can't have germs on your hands if slag burnt them off.
Water Castle / Germany
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percy at the lotus casino: I'm so happy! I'm having such a great time!
percy, thinking about what he just said:
Iâve just made a behavioral study on birds (aka. Iâve fed bread to pigeons and crows) and Iâd like to conserve the results for posterity:
Pigeons can and will fight each other for even the smallest crumb of bread
When a pigeon picked up a bread crumb and other pigeons are nearby it will spread its wings to ensure the other pigeons canât get close enough to steal the crumbâą
The other , bread stealing pigeons might also spread their wings to make sure that no pigeon can steal the breadcrumb before them
They will steal it straight from another pigeons beak
Pigeons have no manners
They WILL fly at you and hover around your head once they realized youâre the one throwing the crumbs
They have no concept of personal space.
Crows on the other hand are civilized.
They will try to get to the crumb first but when another crow has reached the crumb before them they will accept this and leave them be
However if a pigeon reaches the crumb first they WILL go absolutely feral and peck the pigeon until it surrenders the crumb
Pigeons are reasonably scared of crows and wonât try to steal crumbs from their very pointy stabby beaks
Crows will wait for you to throw the crumbs at an appropriate distance because they do have manners
Unlike pigeons they will also watch you and look right into your eyes, expectantly
If a crow looks at you , waiting, and you throw it a crumb it will try to catch it just like a dog would
Pigeons however donât notice shit until it lies in front of their face or they see another pigeon found something
Crows understand pointing, pigeons donât
If the crows are satisfied they will fly away
Pigeons are never satisfied and therefore will bother you until the very end (aka. Until you donât have any bread left)
They always hunger.
In conclusion:
Feeding crows is more fun than feeding pigeons because crows know the rules of society and pigeons donât.
(Next Time on âbirdhavioral studiesâ : âwhy seagulls fear neither god nor devilâ )
what is love? is it laughing at something that isnât even funny with your friends until youâre lightheaded and your stomach hurts but every time you start to calm down one of them makes a funny face and you all crack up again, and you feel that if you could choose one moment to live in forever, it would be this one? perhaps
Some people look blue in the moonlight⊠by SmudgeThistle
I donât know why Rick is crying in his sleep on Mortyâs carpet in the middle of the night⊠it canât bode well. :,(
Inspired by a conversation with @literal-cacophony! âĄâĄ
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âdo you ONLY care about your ocs?â
no i also care about my friendsâ ocs too
If weâre friends you better believe I want to hear everything about your lil goblins
i know fucking nothing about homestuck and every time i try to get a grasp on some information about it, fucking anything at all, it feels like im having a fucking stroke like i just tried to read a god damn wiki page for a main character and like its just words its just a fucking incoherent string of words it doesnt make any sense what the fuck
what the fuck is this what does this mean what the fuck doe st hsi mean
"Liked by the Catholic Church"
KYMAN//TELLING THEIR FRIENDS THEYâRE TOGETHER
@queenofsebaciel
âAre you sure this is a good Idea Cartman?â
âYea yea, Kahl itâll be fine trust me.â
Cartman smileâs and rubs his hand up and down Kyleâs back. Kyle smiles back and nods.
âYea, ok. Itâs about time they know about us, I hate that I have to fight you all the time.â
âI just wish we could be like tweek and craig.â
They both start to giggle as the front door opens.
âCartman? Kyle? Whatâs goin on?â
Stan, Kenny, tweek, craig, and Wendy enter Cartmanâs house with confused looks on their faces.
âUm,Well.. Cartman?â
Cartman sucks his teeth.
âWow thanks alot jew. Well guys Kahl and I have something to confess to you guyâs.. Kahl and I have been.. In a relationship for quite some time now.â
He smiles at Kyle and places a hand on his back.
âYeah guys, Cartman and I only fight just to throw you off, we actually love eachother alot.â
Kyle returns the smile, they both sit and wait for what the otherâs had to say.
âWait.. I still donât understand.â
âStan!â
âStan, Cartman and I are dating.. Heâs my boyfriend, he has been for the past couple of years.â
Suddenly it gets quiet, then Wendy speaks up.
âThatâs great you guyâs!â
She shouts, holding on to stan.
âYeah, I mean if you two are dating then thatâs fine with me, right Kenny?â
âYeah.â
Kyle and Cartman were shocked at the response, but relieved at the same time.
âS-So you guys donât mind?!â
Kyle says, gripping on to Cartmanâs hand.
âYeah dude, itâs fine. Atleast we wonât have to listen to you argue anymore.â
Craig laughs making everyone else laugh along with him.
Kyle sighs
âIâm so happy.. So happy.â
(Sorry if this isnât all that good I tried my best)
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Oh thank God
at the end of Monsters Inc it says that no monsters were harmed either
and Guardians of the Galaxy:
And Mr. Popperâs Penguins  [x]
Iâm loving these
Butters: Wtf is Sephora it sounds scary.
Kevin: isnât that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy?
Gary: no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels
Damien: No youâre thinking of a Seraph. A sephora is a second year college or high school student
Token: No, youâre thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.
Tweek: no, youâre thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.
Craig: No, youâre thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.
Clyde: Youâre thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
Kyle: Youâre thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
Ike: Youâre thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against timeâs intrusions into our realm.
Stan: No, youâre thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
Cartman: No, youâre thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the stupid Jews out of Egypt fucking bitch.
Kenny: No, youâre thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovinâ.
Jimmy: No, youâre thinking of Sappho. Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.
Pete: No, youâre thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the Heimdallâs sister.
Michael: No no no guys, youâre thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.
Bradley: No, youâre thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.
Wendy: No, youâre thinking of euphoria. Sephoraâs a fucking makeup store you dipshits.
All boys:.....oh!!!!!!
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Chad has a shirt that says â I am not Will Ferrelâ. A rock magazine in Japan once ran an article on the then upcoming album âiâm with youâ and used photos of Ferrel instead of Chad.
They also challenged each other to a drum battle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uBOtQOO70Y
This is the best thing I have ever seen
I decided that i really should upload my drawings in here more often. (this definetly probably wonât last long..)