[toastbutteregg]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dinogore-blog]

when ur parents go out food shopping

[rosarrie]

sleepy rat redraw 🐀🧸🌷

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

what do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn’t count as socializing

[egberts]

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[violentwavesofemotion]

“Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup.”

— Gertrude Stein, from Selected Writings  (via violentwavesofemotion)

[kulluto]

i hate sharing the grocery store with other people why can’t they just wait outside until i’m done i want to enjoy my hobby of going to the grocery store

[thisisradioactive]

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

[partylikeits2007]

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian arriving at the T-Mobile Sidekick 3 Launch Party - (June 2006)

[toastbutteregg]

thats me with “stay” and “please dont stop the music”

[weonsinnombre]

[shineemay]

this is my magnum opus

[jellyguy-deactivated20140103]

[calabria-mediterranea]

Tropea (Calabria, Italy)

Photos by @acriativelife on Instagram

Follow us on Instagram: @calabria_mediterranea

[stjeffofthenorth-deactivated202]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

the more I think about it, the more I am convinced that this counts as the most successful military maneuver of all time: they incurred NEGATIVE CASULTIES

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

“Just give it to me straight-how many did we lose?”

“None but we gained a Kyle.”

[un-caffe-per-favore]

@pipewrench-scratch

[dr-algernop-deactivated20220313]

As opposed to Poland who conscripted a literal bear

[ki-adi-money]

Imagine transferring into a unit and a bear just walks by carrying a case of explosives.

[toastbutteregg]