“Ohhh Mommy!”

“I think baby may be teething.” 18+

[bambi-bino]

Why do you like Mother Gooseberry so much?

..I mean the puppet is RIGHT THERE.. ehem anyways..

“I mean have you seen her massive— THE PUPPET?!”

[bambi-bino]

If I let ya play with my boobs will you let me use lupara to kill another reagent thats been bothering me? Titties, all yours for... ehhh... 2 hours...

“My Lupara?! Are you insane— ohhhh, two hours….”

[bambi-bino]

rip franco barbi you would’ve loved being pegged

“What, you offerin’?”

[bambi-bino]

Here lemme try for anon

-Kicks you square in the balls like a reagent saving their squad from an execution- now pay up like a good boy

He keels over while wheezing. He collapses onto his knees, shaking. Then, pulls a bill from his wallet. It looks suspiciously fake.

“H-heh…thanks, toots. …what, you think they give me real money?”

[bambi-bino]

Follow up from the sugar baby ask. Ok

*Kicks you* good boy

“You could put a little more ENTHUSIASM in it, god!”

He scoffs, bending to rub his leg where you’ve kicked.

“That lousy whack wasn’t even worth a dime. Betta luck next time, toots!”

[bambi-bino]

2 billiom rat

Everywhere

Sorryg had to happen,,, locusts soon

[bambi-bino]

My teeth are just as cooked as yours we should totally go to the dentist and hold hands while they put our braces on

“Ith tight…”

[bambi-bino]

could i give you a hug. my only requirement is that it remains wholesome for three straight minutes, then you may do whatever your pervert heart desires <3

“I can do whatever I want?”

It seems he didn’t pay attention to the ‘three minutes’ part. He’s already making grabby hands.

“Ohhhh, baby likes this idea…”

[bambi-bino]

Are you taking sugar baby applications? *bats my eyelashes*

“Ha! You think I wanna be the daddy? Kick me n’ call me a good boy if you want my wallet.”

[cigarburn]

[bambi-bino]

*holds a microphone up to him* "How do you feel about the 'free the nip' movement?"

He snatches the microphone from your hand with some struggle before beginning to pace around. It seems he’s put a lot of thought into this topic.

“It’s unfair. It’s unfair! Men can take their tops off and I gotta look at hairy pepperonis but as soon as a broad takes hers off it’s indecent? Pssh! Let those live givers breathe! Some of us will be more appreciative!”

[bambi-bino]

and what if i just stomped on your crotch with my heel RN

“That a threat or a promise? Don’t tease baby…”

[bambi-bino]

You like dogs? You want a dog? Let me hit man

“What, you gonna bark for me? Seriously? Why don’t you learn a few more tricks first, eheheh.”

[bambi-bino]

i think the only reason people would let you hit is because your very goofy and eccentric

Tbh I am very endeared by your pathetic and whiny demeanor, but being goofy and silly might also help

“They let me hit cause I’m adorable. Look at me!”

He juts his arms out from his side and gestures to himself. A beat of silence follows.

“…so you say bein’ goofy helps—?”

[bambi-bino]

Sit on me? 🥺

“And do what? You think you’re slick?”

He looks around over his shoulders, then speaks with his hand cupped to the side of his mouth, like a secretive whisper.

“Come with me, I’ll get cozy with ya—“

[bambi-bino]

Oh wise, big bambino, what do you think of bunnies? Do you like big bunnies or small ones?

“Reminds me of when I was a tot and wanted a pet. Begged dad over and over again when he was ‘round. Got me a rabbit, said they’re easier than a dog…can’t remember whatever happened to it.”

He goes quiet for a moment. Then speaks up again.

“Don’t matter the size, s’long as they got the cotton tail.”

[bambi-bino]

*continues to pinch his cheek* "Awh but you're so cute, such a cute baby~"

He swats at your hands, his face only blooming a blotchier red.

“Alright, alright— enough! For fucks sake, I’m not some- some—“

He lets out an exasperated sigh. He attempts to dodge another pinch attack, though fails. Ah, might as well, he thinks, foot tapping against the ground like an angry bunny.