bambi ᰔᩚ

autistic curly haired lady who worships greek gods and hyperfixates

[bambibabey]

(wow look at me finally making a intro!!)

WELCOME TO MY STINKY LITTLE TUMBLR CORNER!!

all my info is here in case u got questions :))

MEET THE GREMLIN RUNNING THIS PLACE!!

hiiiii i’m bambi (or eva, either works tbh!!)

here’s a handful of random facts and whatever else my brain decided to throw in ^^

i’m autistic + have adhd so sometimes i need tone tags or things explained better (i promise i’m not being rude i’m just confused)

i say stupid shit. a lot. you’ve been warned

i work at a bakery!! so if i go MIA it’s probably because i’m frosting cupcakes or getting yelled at by a mixer

i am latina!! english is not my first language so sometimes my sentences might be like. weird. sorry Xc

pronouns: she/her •°•

DO’S AND DONT’S (yes i need these bc people be wild)

✅ DO:

ask about my OCs, lore, or literally anything in my ask box!! pls talk to me

try to moot me! i love meeting ppl!!

make fan art, theories, headcanons, OCs, or memes. it makes me giggle and cry (in a good way)

reblog stuff!! it helps more than u know :))

❌ DON’T:

baby me or make fun of my autism. insta block. no trial.

harass me or my mutuals. i want my blog to be a safe lil hyperfixation nest

insult anyone’s art, especially mine. my motor skills aren’t great so drawing takes effort. be nice.

ask me personal stuff. i wanna stay a mystery cryptid ok? questions like “what state do u live in?” = ew. questions like “what’s ur fave cookie flavor?” = valid.

beg me for commissions 😭 i don’t do them. maybe one day. not today. pls stop </3

TAGS EXPLAINED (aka how i try to organize the chaos):

#bambi speaks — me yelling into the void

#bambi does art — art!! woo!!

#clear-ly art — clear quartz supremacy

#yin and yang sisters — the chaotic twins (dark onyx + light selenite)

#dark-mentally-unstable-onyx art — self explanatory

#firefly art — light selenite things <3

#bookworm art — pale opal nerd content

#golden butt plug art — golden aster. he knows what he did

#chamoy clump art — red beryl, spicy and sweet

#hollow bake au — everything hbau related!!

(yes there’s a lot of tags. i have brain worms)

and just to make this CLEAR AS GLASS:

✨ I. DO. NOT. DO. COMMISSIONS. ✨

like i’m flattered u want art but i am just a lil tired bakery rat

ok that's it love u bye munchkins 🩷🦋✨

(but also pls reblog my art i cry happy tears every time)

[bambibabey]

pretty sure i got blocked by a tumblr artist... sorry if i pissed u off idk what i did but okay

[fishymom-art]

“Fangs”

Look up Clouded Leopard PLEEEASSSEEEEEEE

(also answering to this request)

[bambibabey]

in honor of this post and my amazing and insane knowledge of animals, heres some snow leopard facts :-)

1. they tilt their head and blink slowly when their curious, like house cats !

2. when sleeping they curl up into a FLOOFY ball with their tail over their face

3. despite being top-tier predators, they are very shy!

4. baby snow leopards squeak when upset, and are often described as cotton balls with legs

5. they can jump up to 50 feet (15 meters)! thats almost as much as a public pool

6. people with snow leopards in their area often call them "mountain ghosts" because they randomly appear, have a staring contest with you, and dip

7. baby snow leopards trip over their own paws while trying to learn to walk!

8. snow leopards, no matter the age, like to chase their tails!

9. blinking slowly is their sign of trusting you

10. their fur is thick and soft and warmer than a polar bears

edit: just realized that said clouded leopard.

[bambibabey]

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY @fishymom-art !! WISHING YOU LIGHT THROUGHOUT YOUR (idk) YEARS AND MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND PROSPER 🕯

thank you for feeding us your cookielicious art take this cake 🙏

[fishymom-art]

“Unnoticed”

Goes right after this comic

Watch the eyes-

[bambibabey]

just realized the censor is an eye and not ginger brave (is he the censor I forgot)

[bambibabey]

"tr*mp 2028!!!" baby he isn't making it to 2026 what makes you think he's making it to 2028?

[zongzhii]

I don’t create ocs to make them couples I create ocs and they become gay on their own

[bambibabey]

🕯 hbau lore dump truck 🕯

aka “what the actual hell is goin on in my cookie au??”

⚠️ tw: mentions of death, torture, ghost trauma, and cookies that deserve therapy

🍪 chapter one: in the beginning

so the witches were like “ugh being god is hard” and made the deities to do their job for them.

they were these powerful-ass god cookies—some call them the soul jams (esp. the lights, ofc).

they helped balance the world n stuff. super worshipped. got temples, altars, cookies called devotees—basically the emotional support cult.

🔪 chapter two: the betrayal

and then the witches pulled a fast one and ate the devotees.

yes. literally munched them.

the deities lost their shit, brought ‘em back as lil ghost cookies, and tried to fight back.

did it work?

nope. got sealed in tupperware soul jail (aka soul jams).

imagine an egg: shell = glass, whites = jam, yolk = the depressed god stuck inside.

⚖️ chapter three: aftermath

witches, being extra as hell, were like “let’s make more gods” and created the fate-keepers.

basically walking karma with pretty designs and major god complexes.

split into two squads:

one lets you rest in fuckin’ peace ✌

the other makes you “learn your lesson” a.k.a. gaslights you into being morally correct™️

they were told to babysit the sealed deities. great idea 👍

👻 chapter four: the ghosties

the devotees? oh they're still here. just ghosts now

they’ve got bite marks. hollow eyes. constant “i’m fine” energy.

they don’t eat. don’t sleep. still pray like it’s their 9-5.

people think they’re myths or just creepy fog, but nah—they remember.

every crumb. every scream. every prayer.

they still worship their gods even if everyone else forgot.

(shrine kid behavior fr.)

🌌 chapter five: return of the gods

then boom—fab/crk canon happens, magic goes insane, soul jams start cracking.

the deities bust out like “surprise, bitches”

they’re reborn, emotional, and god-level powerful. again.

(more on that once i draw their designs pls don’t rush me i’m literally suffering.)

🔥 godline (yes they’re inspired by real gods, i’m feral)

clear quartz cookie – hecate/circe + selene (reminds you to hydrate and eat.)

light selenite cookie – hestia + apollon (dumb fox who roasts u and ur crops)

dark onyx cookie – nemesis + erebus (will judge u from the corner)

pale opal cookie – athena + indra (stormy book nerd who’s smarter than you and knows it)

red beryl cookie – mitra + eos (whiny dumbo)

golden aster cookie – helios (he saw what you did. he's telling everyone.)

if you made it this far, congrats you’re spiritually cursed too!

ask questions, scream with me, throw a brick. idc. just know:

hbau is serious and stupid and i love it <33

🕯️🕯️🕯️

[bambibabey]

i did it. I FUCKING DID IT WHILE WORKING!! sorry i held this off from you all my social anxiety got the better of me 💔💔 anyways 30 hours on these fuckers and i hate the coloring but ill get used to it. never doing do (dark onyx)'s arm accessory that took me an hour 😔.

@fishymom-art here's your nutella bombs + 2 new oc arts!! enjoy everyone else, and the nutella bombs too ofc!! ^^ <3

(edit: probably gonna be the last art of my crk/hbau ocs, i wanna make my universal fandom oc in my style cause it's less stressful and i genuinely enjoy making her than the cookies. ill update you when i make her! :))

[bambibabey]

they're coming... maybe today? 🕯

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[bambibabey]

this needs to be a boss battle against tr**p

[bambibabey]

im sorry gang i won't be able to push out art for you these following weeks i work at a bakery and a wedding client is ordering from us and i unfortunately will have to take a break from drawing. </3 ill be back my lovely 15 followers and AHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT ON MY ART! YOU ALL ARE SUCH KIND HEARTED PEOPLE WHO PUT UP WITH MY DUMB ASS 💖 take cookies :))

[your--average-pjo-fan]

Should I ask my mom for a binder

Get this to like 200 notes or something and I will

Yes 200 might be high (for me at least) but like I'm scared yk

Note limit: 10

Edit: I'm upping it to 250 bc y'all are going way too fast like wtf

Tagssss

@narniasclosetvoltron @froggy-having-a-crisis @winter-depressed-belle @faeriesandfables @gendermiiiilk @thedamsolangelofan @xrns @lucid-cups @is-gay-does-crime @pirulated @purple-dinosaur17

Help why did it take me so long to find all my mutuals

[your--average-pjo-fan]

HOLY SHIT I SHOULD'VE PUT THE GOAL WAY HIGHER

Y'ALL IM NOT READY IM SCARED AAAAAA

But I'll try

Not tonight tho

Anyway, thanks for the support y'alllll

And if y'all reach like 1000 or smith I'll have a conversation with my parents about how I atleast want them to try using the right pronouns

[your--average-pjo-fan]

Y'all there has been cheated

1000 for the binder

2000 for the prounouns

10 notes per person

I believe in you guys

(pls don't have this done before tomorrow I'm not ready)

Tags again bc yeah

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[purple-dinosaur17]

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[werewolfadmirer]

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[dumpsterfire620]

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I know I've been pinging you a lot recently please don't be mad

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[fishymom-art]

Fuck it, main account it is

EVERYBODY REBLOG!!!!!!!!

[bambibabey]

WE CAN DO IT!!

COOKIES FOR EVERYONE JUST LIKE AND FUCKING REBLOG 🙏

[bambibabey]

@fishymom-art OC!!! first one aka clear quartz!! IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF JDHDNDHFHDNDUDHSNDUDNDJDUDNDJDUDNSKDUDJDJ anyways as promised here she is, this took me 27 hours and was really hard to draw in another style but i DID IT!! my white and gray look off so ill try fixing it when i post them ( other 5 ocs/deities) and add lore!! feel free to ask questions abt her in my asks :))

[bambibabey]

should i release it tonight? 🤭

[bambibabey]

screw it if i have an identity crisis my ocs have a backstory crisis 😎

[bambibabey]

"i ship applejack x pinkie pie!!"

they're confirmed to be distantly related/half-cousins