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calledoutpost-deactivated202103

found the killer post again bc i lost it

hey coach, sorry we cannibalized your team captain. in our defense, her pregnant gf said that's what she wanted and we are running out of meat rations and our developing bodies need nourishment. no, I get that it was absolutely terrifying to witness teenagers devour their former leader who was a symbol for societal expectation so voraciously and with such excitement, but you gotta understand we're hungry and the wilderness slow-roasted her to perfection. also you're probably next. xo.

96yellowjackets

whenfatecollides

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3x07 Revelations

rylandsgrace

Heathers (1989) // Ready or Not (2019)

inthedarktrees

Christina Ricci | Yellowjackets

butchfaith

legitimately crying over pictures of baby andean spectacled bears

butchfaith

Look At Him

freeshavacado

you can only reblog this today

usercranium

You may see in her all of your greatest fears squeezed into one person. I spent most of her childhood praying she would not end up like me. But she turned out to be stubborn, aimless, just like her mother. But now I see. It's okay that she's a mess. Because just like me the universe gave her someone kind, patient and forgiving to make up for all she lacks.

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE 2022 | dir. Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert

kaijuno

stars-bean

Heathers (1989) dir. Michael Lehmann

all-things-breathing

a scooby doo series set in community college where the gang is in a criminology class and end up in a huge debate on the first day of class that leads to them starting a podcast talking about local urban legends, only to realize things aren’t quite adding up and they go to investigate for ~journalistic authenticity~ and end up solving a real-life crime disguised as supernatural occurrences. this happens every week and they’re frequently featured on the school newspaper. they only have twenty listeners

#this would have been a much better premise to the mindy kaling series #and like if it was funny would probs help

orcboxer

take what you need and pass it on

bucket of milk

morphine

knife

2 knives

phillips head screwdriver

ability to detect corpses

eels

retractable hog

orb that hurts you

tortured and punished by the ogre

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sweatermuppet

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