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Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!
The secret that's been kept for the past 8 months!
The first 5 episodes of Monkey Wrench are officially coming to NETFLIX on AUGUST 19th!
Fully remastered and re-engineered audio!
New multiple language dubs!
New intro sequence!
I'm sure you're all bound to have lots of questions, so below here's a brief FAQ about this new venture;
FAQ;
Q: When did this happen???
A: Netflix approached us back during the early days of episode 4's production after watching the eps progress. They wanted to congratulate us on reaching ep 3 and commenting on how rapidly we've improved and what motivated us to keep going. They kept an eye on our progress since and once they saw ep 5, they reached out in December 2025 to offer us a licensing deal for the first 5 eps. That deal was cemented in March 2026.
Q: So is this why ep 6 has taken so long?
A: Yes and No. We did have to divert Matt, Ockeroid, Rigsby and myself over to Eps 1-5 to get them up to NETFLIX's broadcast standards which took around 8-12 weeks of non-stop work. However if we didn't take the deal we'd still be in a worse place in terms of ep 6 funding and progress. Most of the licensing money went into getting ep 6 finished this year. Without it, we would be going well into 2027.
Q: Is the new intro sequence gonna be in the eps from now on???
A: Only for the Netflix versions, as they have exclusive rights to it. The regular Youtube / Patreon release will have our usual wrench glass smashy intro still.
Q: Will the Alternate language tracks come over to the Youtube Versions???
A: No, those are exclusive to Netflix.
Q: So this is just a licensing deal?
A: For now, yes! The first 5 eps will be on the NETFLIX service August 19th.
Q: What does that mean for the future? Is there a chance you'll get picked up???
A: The future is still uncertain, but it looks a lot brighter than it did before. NETFLIX allowed us to have promotions to our patreon in the end credits of each episode, something they don't usually do, so people who watch the eps on NETFLIX will have the chance to come over here and support us directly.
As for getting picked up, there is a chance, but it's all at the behest of NETFLIX if the first 5 eps do well on the service.
Q: What would going exclusive mean???
A: Basically, IF we go exclusive, NETFLIX would get exclusive rights to eps 7-10 for season one and beyond. We'd have to suspend the patreon (everything would still be available, there's just be no more updates) and fourthwall store (NETFLIX would get exclusive merch rights) and stop youtube uploads.
If they decide to cancel our exclusivity, then we're back to doing what we are currently doing; using patreon and fourthwall to fund ep production.
Q: What if they want Ep 6 as well to go exclusive???
A: In that scenario we've worked out a plain that those who have supported us financially for it's production will still get to see it on here and for Youtube Members.
Q: Would Eps 1-5 still be free to watch on Youtube?
A: Yes, the original 5 will still available to view on Youtube for freeeee, even if we go exclusive.
Q: So no more fourthwall store if you go exclusive???
A: Yup! NETFLIX gets full merch rights, though we'd get a 35% cut of all sales, so pretty much what it's like now but with someone else managing it which would be a massive load of my already extensive plate of things to do, and with NETFLIX's resources there's be so many more options for neat stuff to be made... vinyl figures for instance~?
Q: I thought you said you didn't want to go with a network / Streaming service? A: I did, but unfortunately times and minds change. We're 6 years into this production and only have (almost) 6 eps done. Our funding isn't growing, merch isn't selling that well and I'm really starting to feel my age. Potentially getting picked up exclusively by NETFLIX will get us Budgets we could only dream of doing it indie, and if it gets this series made before I turn 45, then so be it!
Q: So, when Ep 6???
A: When it's done! (Maybe late September, early October)
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i need help getting an id
so. my mom is mildly abusive. not the worst person in the world, but i was suicidal when i was barely even a teenager because of her (not really suicidal but i don't want to get into that shit here. i had a plan to hang myself. suicidal is close enough)
i have been trying to get away from her. she claims to want me out of the house. we seem to be on the same page on that
to get out of the house, however, i need a job
there's a problem with that
i don't have an id
drivers license is completely off the table. i have too many things wrong with me to be capable of driving. (eye issues, coordination issues, mental illness severe enough that the thought of being in control of a fucking two ton death machine is enough to send me into a spiral, etc)
i need to get just a plain old id
i have asked my mom on multiple occasions to help me get the documents i need to get an id. she refuses every time
i just. really need help figuring out what i need and how to get it
i don't have a bank account, i don't pay bills, i don't pay rent, i don't have basically anything that i know counts as proof of address
i do have a birth certificate, but my mom will not tell me if it's the kind that actually counts as proof of legal presence
and i can't find anything that says what counts as "proof of identity". whenever i look it up it brings me back to the page on the dmv website that says what i need to get an id
the only thing i know for a fact i have is a social security number. that's it
i live in virginia. the documents have to be what counts here
can anyone older and smarter than me just please help me figure out what i can use to get an id and finally get a job and get out of this fucking house
i'll probably turn off reblogs on this post once i get what i need, and then delete it a few months after that
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I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you
I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products
Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive
because I'm alive and I don't know what else to do, I'm gonna love everyone as much as I possibly can
love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”
My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’
Kinda unrelated but my mom has said to my dad and patients as a nurse "here's what to say so that the doctors/insurance will listen to you" I can't remember it exactly but it's basically
"[insert condition] effects my quality of life and I cannot do the things I enjoy" (side note this was very important for my dad because ne desperately needed a surgery for his leg)
Do you think in the PHM universe the science community comes up with the phrase "pulling a Ryland grace" or something along those lines that is basically fucking up and then literally tripping and stumbling and falling your way into success.
Because he made a paper where he disrespected all of science basically, then because of that paper he suddenly has to help save the he world? Only to be proven wrong again? And then he is still kept on the project because he knows a lot of how it works? And he becomes basically the right hand man of stratt?
Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it
Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*
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women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open
jk Rowling needs to be tried in a court and have her assets seized and searched and her wealth confiscated and redistributed while shes on the way to prison
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I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough
What the FUCK
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