Just a Jay, Really

Call me Ants.

[whimsicalali]

study

[kandelyabr55]

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[safitheartist]

There is so much discourse online that can be boiled down to malicious bullshit with the goal to devide communities.

I want to hold everyone's hand here and say, if someone on here says something that specifically targets another queer group that person should not be entertained. This goes for discourse regarding gender identity, labels and self expression, race, feminism and so on.

We do not need to play minority Olympics, everyone has their own individual experiences and arguing which amorphous group got it "the worst" Is nothing but reductive.

The oppresser benefits most from the oppressed fighting each other so they are too distracted to fight them.

[yorgen-sh]

[naniiebimworks]

Crowley Aziraphale

[mshfar2a]

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[theequeerstrian]

*touches funeral pyre*

Someone cooked here

[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[free-my-mindd]

[sacred-portal]

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[teaboot]

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[ltwilliammowett]

The Danish training ship “Georg Stage” (1934) dresses in rainbow colour, 2021 

[dragon-in-a-fez]

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

[dubiousculturalartifact]

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!