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Kiana Khansmith
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Noah Kahan

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Cosimo Galluzzi

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@bananasforsnacktime
Sitting in bed looking at my reflection from across the room, God my belly has exploded in size. The pressure between my hips growing as my tummy protrudes more and more everyday. Look at how fertile and ripe you've made me, the instinct to birth is beyond my control now. I moan and whine, my womb is still growing, my hips and curves ache, desperate for your hands to gently knead my sore breasts until trickles of milk spill from these ever so sensitive nipples. Obscenely pregnant and swollen ready to burst, no wonder I feel like so vunerable every day, waddling around with this big sensitive belly waiting for you to come home.
this is your sign to breed a girl with a pregnancy kink.
no, not a breeding kink. i’m talking about pregnancy. a girl who’s always dreamt of carrying a baby. a girl who wants to have sex and get pregnant.
impregnate the girl who wants your seed. who wants her breasts to fill and ache with milk as soon as your seed takes root inside her. she’s the girl who’s number 1 dream in life is to be a mother. she’ll nurture and care for your babies beautifully and she’ll enjoy herself plenty while carrying them.
her pregnant belly will be celebrated. she’ll always want your hands on her and when they’re not? she’ll be holding her bump plenty for the both of you. always with a hand cupping the big curve, rubbing, patting. she’ll want you to hold her belly to help her rock the baby to sleep, press your ear against it when she’s reading a book for the baby, and will grab your hand and plant it right on her belly in public.
god don’t forget her hormones. this girl has dreamt for the moment her pussy swells and becomes sensitive from her pregnancy. constantly rubbing up against you when you’re near. panting and whining as she rocks onto your dick, begging for your cock like she isn’t already knocked up.
it should be your goal, dream, and priority to make one of these soon to be baby mamas yours. so why not start now? oh? you don’t know any? that’s funny…
Heavily pregnant with a huge belly. That would be really wonderful now and someone to caress my belly tenderly.💦🤰😍
ovulating makes me next level horny. i’m grinding against and riding you before sunrise. I’m begging for your cock again over breakfast. i’m going to squirt in the car. i make you fuck me in your office. then when you get home from work im riding you again. my pussy aches for your cock and craves your cum dripping from it.
please please please just put a baby in me, fuck me and fill me up. in nine months i want to be swollen with your heavy twins, my breasts tripled in size growing big and veiny with milk. you want it too, don’t you? you want me to have a big aching pregnant belly with your babies kicking me constantly. you want everyone to know you bred me. i’m yours
I’ve been insatiable since you got me pregnant.
I’m laying in bed, and I can still feel your cum between my legs from an hour ago, but I’m staring at the ceiling and I know I need to cum again.
I start to tease my nipples, now starting to swell and become even more sensitive. I moan, and you wake up. “Hmm, again already, mama?” you ask, sleepily kissing my neck.
“Mmhmm,” I moan in response.
Your mouth drifts down to my nipple, and I groan in pleasure. I feel your hand across my belly, then your fingers are between my legs. You use your own cum as lube, rubbing circles around my throbbing clit, then slipping one finger inside me, then another.
“Love you pregnant,” you whisper. “Love you so much.”
“Ahh-ah!” I moan in response, arching my back, so grateful for the release.
“Want to make you feel so good while you grow our baby,” you say as you slip your fingers out of me and rest your hand on my belly again until we fall asleep.
You said you have large tits already… how big? And are you down for making mixed babies
liiiike 34D and hell yeah
anyone elses sex drive suddenly just gone sky high????
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune
reblogging cause i hope im getting a raise soon
Dear gods please help me
Lemme start off this New Year safe with a reblog
I hope the luck spreads to my homies too 🙏🏾
When I say “breed me” I don’t mean a cream-pie. I mean I want to be fucked so rough neither of us can think straight. Animalistic, pure instinct. I want you to bury yourself as deep as you can when you come. Then I want you to stay there, plug me up, until you’re ready to go again. And I want you to fuck me with your cum still deep inside again and again and again and
Wanna spend the holidays so heavily pregnant. We can’t fly to see family so it’s just us. We spend the holidays fucking relentlessly. I’m due in January and you keep telling me you’re putting another in my belly in April so we can continue this holiday tradition.
Breastfeeding your first baby by resting them on your swollen pregnant twin belly, rb if you agree
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sub who's pregnant so often that they don't even need to make pregnancy announcements anymore. a month after each baby is born, all of their friends and family just assume they're pregnant again
imagine my pretty blue eyes staring up at you as I worship the cock that put a baby in my belly