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When people ask me what nurses actually do
I am no mans dream girl. No man could ever imagine and create a woman as complex and beautiful as me.
Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! Ā I wonder if Iāll ever live through major historical events!
Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE
it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr
that last line is absolutely phenomenal is this why yall are so keen on therapy??
IM SO PROUD?!!!!!!?!!! LIKE WEE MAN IS A FUCKING LEGEND?!!!!!?!!!!!?!
wanted to see a more recent update and
BOIS STILL GOING STRONG YEEHAW U GO LITTLE SCIENCE KID
remember, ladies, before you say or do anything, to ask yourself: is this something that would get me diagnosed with female hysteria and locked in the attic by my relatives in the 19th and early 20th century? and if the answer is yes, proceed
If ever there was a paragraph that described Canadian-Brand Racist Jackassetry, THIS IS VERY IT.
āWhen you believe niceness disproves the presence of racism, itās easy to start believing bigotry is rare, and that the label racist should be applied only to mean-spirited, intentional acts of discrimination. The problem with this frameworkābesides being a gross misunderstanding of how racism operates in systems and structures enabled by nice peopleāis that it obligates me to be nice in return, rather than truthful. I am expected to come closer to racists. Be nicer to them. Coddle them.ā
Itās so good to see this articulated!
So much truth in this!
we should take theĀ ādoes it spark joy?ā question to social media. go through your facebook, remove friends that do not spark joy, go through instagram and unfollow people and pages that do not spark joy. donāt surround yourself with things that donāt make you happy.
Marie Kondo your dashboardĀ
me: humanity is awful i canāt believe this there is no goodness or love
me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live
Golden hour baybeeee
Iāve seen this pic on every social media now and my jaw still dropped like the very first muthafucking time
isnāt that the neck tattoo guy
This guy needs to slow down ššš
THATāS WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM
But how could you leave out this masterpiece???
I love him
yall r missing the BEST one
I might have just found myself a new idol
Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case heās fighting the good fight so š¤·š»āāļøšÆ
Remember when Jenny Slate said āAs the image of myself becomes sharper in my brain and more precious, I feel less afraid that someone else will erase me by denying me love.ā
has anyone ever had the problem where you literally never want to do anything that you cannot reap benefits from immediately
like maybe Iām hungry but everything I have in the house at the moment would take 10+ minutes to prepare so I justā¦ā¦put off making the food for WAY longer than it would have taken to prepare the food when I first got hungry
Or i want to order some necessary thing online but the website says it will take a week to get here and iām like āoh well fuck thatā so I put off ordering it for like a week
Or if im like āI should clean my room because I like when itās cleanā but I know itāll take me a couple hours so I donāt do it for like six months
Itās like there are only two times for me: right this instant and The Entire Rest Of The Future.
Thatās executive disfunction baby
āWhat are you twelveā Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
Look, all you science-types classifying ābugsā with your āscience namesā. Just stop it. The truth is out there. Those are fairies and you know it.
Jeweled flower mantis? Thatās a fairy.
Lace bug? Nice try, government. FAIRY.
Satin moth? FUCK YOU. FAIRY.
You canāt just go shouting this from the rooftops, they are The Good Folk Under the Hill that we do not fuck with, come on!