uhhuhuhh heh heh ok

[r--g--b]

sometimes i drink coffee in the hopes it will make me more productive but it just makes me more unproductive faster

[r--g--b]

were in the same boat, i see

[acatpiestuff]

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[sparrow-va]

[spidergvven]

there's two types of conspiracy theories in american culture:

blatant antisemitism

not actually a conspiracy theory the cia really admitted to doing this in declassified documents that are publicly available but the average american is so brainwashed by nationalist fervor that they refuse to believe it and call it a conspiracy even though, and i cannot stress this enough, the government literally admits to doing it

[retroactivebakeries]

bigfoot

[anarchistmemedistro]

[soloikismos]

recalling my insane former roommate who said their cat did things out of genuine emotion whereas my cat behaved performatively

[tamamita]

Remember when 5G was the cause behind the virus?

[tamamita]

All in the precise order

[tumbwr]

[velvetys]

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

[duncebento]

maybe women are stronger than you think

[velvetys]

Sorry listening and learning here

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You wouldn't last a day on sudoku app extreme difficulty

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[urboymutual]

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

[orteil42]

your honor the truth is i like to get a little sillay

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[batsdotjpg]

happy ten years of pissing on the poor

[mikacentral]

[railroadsoftware]

why’d she resign

[laurbyboom]

couldnt handle the truth

[onlytwitterpics]

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

???

[grandtheft-autotune]

Excuse me?!

[turtleneck01]

[skeletim]

i me I promis

[garl612]

this i vow to my followers

[chromolume]

buses are so iconic they’re like “this little number tells you where I’m going hop on if you want idc” and everyone at the bus stop is like “wig”

[dogls]

were really running out of posts to make huh

[mydruggedthoughts]

[kittensnax]