tbh this blog is a relic of a bygone day

hi i’m maya i don’t tag things i’m sorry. i also don’t rly check my notifs bc frankly this blog barely exists. art blog @ mayakern

[almostmaya]

hi yes i am @mayakern

i started on tumblr like 500 years ago and this was my main blog and i made my art blog as like a portfolio blog, but then started using it as my main blog but since i can’t change which blog is my main on tumblr, technically this is still my main blog.

making this a pinned post to hopefully decrease any confusion lol

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[evildykehag]

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?

[senatortedcruz]

This is a silly goose check in. Serious geese keep scrolling.

[catchymemes]

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[dogpuppy]

[lucy-vanpelts]

when the music fucks you with the strap #yes

[segamascott]

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[greelin]

do you know how many times i’ve been sent this

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[deep-state-partisan]

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

[wikicamp2]

[emesissy]

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight