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coolerdracula

its-elvie-innit

When people ask me about the dream smp

deadkraker

Tommy explaining The Shapes;

maaagic

Say what you want about clips channels but I love how it looks like Technoblade is just responding his name to the what Ranboo is saying

blown-to-kingdom-come

missycolorful

Felt like I could've used c!Ranboo or c!Niki here in place of c!Phil easily, but "Mr. Arson bestie" gave me too much Philza energy

sircantus

Retired warrior!Technoblade is a rly fun AU to think about in the scenario that he retired to become something boring, like a librarian, and the rest of sbi assume that he’s literally just some librarian with like. Trauma. And they dont poke theyre just here to be friends and enjoy his company and then one day there’s some Bad Guy being like “im going to go after the one you love!!” And theyre like OH NO OUR DEFENSELESS NERD FRIEND and they rush to save him only to arrive and find out Techno killed a man with a stapler or something and that he’s more upset about the blood on the books than the fact he’s killed a man with a stapler

sircantus

He tries going back to normal the week after like “hey guys check out this new series ive been reading- why are we still talking about the dead guy from last week i thought we were over that. He’s dead what does it matter, can we talk about this book- what do you mean you’re worried about me i have a kill count we know this already can we get back on the subject- YES I HAVE A KILL COUNT WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE A FAKE NAME- TECHNO ISNT MY REAL NAME-“

temporarytemporal

when did we grow up (at least it was together)

cloverbyte

c!clingyduo matching pfps in 2024 ? You know it

helpimsotired

I am going to need a found family fanfic with this exact concept ASAP

sircantus

My favorite daydream that ive been indulging lately is Technoblade using a heavy ass weapon that he has to put his entire body weight in to swing properly. Like its so funny and just so sick as a concept. Bro puts his axe down and it goes thunk and leaves a big dent in the floor. He can’t swing it quickly, he’s got to get a momentum, so a lot of the time he’ll kick his opponent in the face so he has a few seconds to actually lift his damn axe. All his battles are finished the second he actually gets a hit in bc like. You are not recovering from his axe dude. It chops through bone like a butterknife in jello.

Adding in bedrock bros too with Tommy leaning off the handle of the axe bc he cant even move it when Techno puts it into the floor so he’ll just keep leaning on it back and forth to kinda shift it until it falls and he gets whacked with the handle whilst falling

boygirlctommy

I JUST REALIZED BARBIE AND KEN HAD A ‘what am i without you?’ ‘yourself’ MOMENT

boygirlctommy

"who am i without you?" "yourself"

boygirlctommy

"i just dont know who i am without you" "you're ken"

yurigalactica

AHSHFHFJRJFJJG PREV IM FUCKING SOBBING

yurigalactica

why do i get the sinking feeling that he saw this and ran with it

boygirlctommy

what the fuck

batsandboba

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “november 16” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw philza join the server

my friend tommyinnit, pacing: wilbur soot is lying to us

redstonedust

fav mcyt fic thing is when the setting is taken mostly realistically but then they throw in an extremely minecraft detail like a bucket of milk instant curing a hangover or a character putting down a whole block of wood to sit on while they talk

redstonedust

back to say i realise the opposite of this is when a fic set in minecraft and following minecraft rules suddenly has something inexplicably mundane pop up. like a bowl of cereal. or laundry.