Markus Sircantus?!

I am filled with too much love and dr pepper | he/they/xey

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Oh wait also disclaimer for like all of my AUs and headcanons or little ideas, they are ALL up for grabs. Go wild, take them, make a fic or draw a comic or something. Credit would be nice, but honestly just have fun I do not mind I am throwing these things out into the void for a reason

All my writing is purely of the dsmp characters, i dont support william gold in any way

My ao3 and other socials are all @sircantus

‼️I swear my fics aren’t abandoned ok im trying here ‼️

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I need more color in my life. I need to paint sunflowers on the edges of my pantlegs and wear more shiny jewelry and put more stickers around my nametag for work. I need to paint my nails every color i need to have a vast collection of little keychains i rotate through so my keys are never predictable in what they’ll be connected to. I need to get more colorful shoelaces, color coordinate them with my socks. I need people to look at me and realize they could also be putting more color into their lives. I need to live in every minute i have why would i ever tone myself down when i clearly have opportunity to be more

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I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

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dry erase markers + xenonite

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Im still thinking about my transformers au with human!tommy being insufferably casual with cybertronians!sbi as compared to government agents getting skittish every time one of the giant robots takes a step near them

I mean genuinely there’s got to be some instant panic to be had in the face of giant robot aliens no matter what but there’s something very funny to me about the idea of tommy having gotten so used to them that he doesn’t even get freaked out he just gets pissed off.

idea with tommy getting held at gunpoint by some government agent and oop- the car is now driving on its own. Its going at full speed wherever it wants and no you are not in control of the steering wheel. Government agent is screaming for dear life while tommy is in the passengers seat kicking at the dash being like “wilbur where are we GOING.”

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Zombie apocalypse au but emduo being those guys who were waiting for the apocalypse to hit and so theyre fully decked out and treating this entire thing like a normal Tuesday vs crimeboys being the usual dirty barely-scraping-by survivors who are making it day by day with a bloody baseball bat, a lighter, and the art of running really really fast

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Thinking of this au and giggling over my own tags about emduo letting/telling tommy and wilbur theyll be staying with them

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Phil’s entirely too blunt about it and techno is also fairly honest about it but like can we maybe sugarcoat it somewhat. To make this not sound like a hostage situation. And phils like “There’s man eating zombies outside techno do you WANT to put them out there on their own-“ “NOT WHAT IM SAYING”

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Zombie apocalypse au but emduo being those guys who were waiting for the apocalypse to hit and so theyre fully decked out and treating this entire thing like a normal Tuesday vs crimeboys being the usual dirty barely-scraping-by survivors who are making it day by day with a bloody baseball bat, a lighter, and the art of running really really fast

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Thinking of this au and giggling over my own tags about emduo letting/telling tommy and wilbur theyll be staying with them

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My little brother cut his thumb open (hes fine just traumatized) and there’s something very sweet about the fact that his first instinct was to go into my room and go “im bleeding out i cut my thumb off”

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I could make this about twinsduo

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My little brother cut his thumb open (hes fine just traumatized) and there’s something very sweet about the fact that his first instinct was to go into my room and go “im bleeding out i cut my thumb off”

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My own favorite bits from my newest fic—

-The stray spider killing a fly in its web being like a parallel to wilbur being trapped and killed down in the basement

-Phil nitpicking on the stabbing placement. You know if he was doing a human sacrifice he’d at least be efficient about the whole thing

-all the techno mentions. Casual energy of phil being friends with another god, one that has literal temples and gets cults from time to time

-Phil’s entire detached mood. His complete lack of fear. There is not a single second where he’s wary of the dark or scared for his own safety. Why would he be, when his goddess is probably standing right behind his shoulder?

-Wilbur’s name only being used after he comes back to life. I loved writing that detail idk why HEHE

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I love writing so much

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Oh goodie I napped almost the whole afternoon and now I have a new fic as a bedtime story :D

A perfect story to wind down the day!! Human sacrifice!! And spontaneous adoption

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My own favorite bits from my newest fic—

-The stray spider killing a fly in its web being like a parallel to wilbur being trapped and killed down in the basement

-Phil nitpicking on the stabbing placement. You know if he was doing a human sacrifice he’d at least be efficient about the whole thing

-all the techno mentions. Casual energy of phil being friends with another god, one that has literal temples and gets cults from time to time

-Phil’s entire detached mood. His complete lack of fear. There is not a single second where he’s wary of the dark or scared for his own safety. Why would he be, when his goddess is probably standing right behind his shoulder?

-Wilbur’s name only being used after he comes back to life. I loved writing that detail idk why HEHE

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Me every time I get the email that says you posted: ah the demons got Markus sircantus again! Very tragic but unfortunately it must happen to sustain the ecosystem 😔

(Anyways YAYYY NEW FIC :D)

I suffer for the good of the ecosystem….a valuable thing to be sacrificed for…..but also YAYYY NEW FIC

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just wanted to draw some eyes :p

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Not gonna jinx myself by saying my newest fic is a one-shot but i will say that it is comfortingly fun to be able to write a lil drabble that isnt 10k words in one go

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Stopped reading chapter 1 of Into Open Arms for a second cause

THAT'S WHAT I HEARD OKAY?! I HEARD IT @sircantus!

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What do you mean this is Exactly how this scene went down thats literally the dialogue