I'm Perfectly Aware of That

[ourwritingprompts]

Writing Prompt #120

“I’m going to take over the world.”

“World domination? Don’t you think that’s a little extreme?”

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Writing Prompt #130

“This is a matter of international security! Don’t you think you could manage to be a bit more mature?”

“No… no, definitely not.”

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Writing Prompt #142

“What have you done?!”

“From the tone of your voice, I’m assuming I’ve screwed up.”

[banditrant-blog]

Circadian Rhythm

A few years ago, during summer vacation of high school, I was, for all and intents and purposes, living alone in my mom's house. She spent almost every night at her then-boyfriend's place and my siblings were with my dad. Anyway, my mom's computer was pretty much the only working computer in the house at the time other than a few calculators. I am, as so many people are, a night owl and my circadian rythym tends to have me sleeping most of the day away. My mom isn't a fan of that. She set up time restrictions on my account. It would be accessible from 6am to 10pm. That's 8 hours of sleep and 16 hours of internet. I adapted in two days. Fastest change in circadian rhythm ever. I was waking up at 6am. And going to bed at 10pm. There was no alarm involved. It was so weird...

[banditrant-blog]

Laptop trouble

My laptop isn’t charging. I think I broke my charger… Not good. My COMPLETELY ONLINE classes start tomorrow. Yikes.

For now I have only my tablet to mess around with. And so I have made a discovery about myself: I hate using a tablet. There isn’t enough control. Even on Android.

[banditrant-blog]

I never updated... Not that anyone cares anyway.

So, it turns out my charger port broke. I have no idea if the charger actually broke. Anyway, that one was falling apart and I needed a more powerful laptop anyway, so I got a new one!

[banditrant-blog]

My family was discussing Hurricanes Matthew and Nicole. My grandma said she hopes Matthew doesn't head North, turn around, and grab Nicole before attacking Florida again. Matthew, the bully, attacking Florida and then realizing he should go pick up his girlfriend, Nicole, before continuing his assault. I ship it. Has anyone written something about that?

[archiought]

I like naps. naps are good. people should take naps. people such as dean and cas. and they should take aforementioned naps with each other. amen.

[pewdanphil-blog]

amen.

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[banditrant-blog]

Saw this on 9gag long before joining Tumblr. I still love it!

[queenriver-deactivated20200113]

fun fact: if you text a landline, it’ll call the landline in a robot voice and read the text

less fun: our intern was locked out this morning and didn’t realize the number she had for the other assistant was a landline so she texted it because she was locked out so at 9:30 this morning our phone rang with a robot voice loudly saying PLEASE LET ME IN before hanging up

[okedokesartichokes]

that is the opposite of “less fun”.

[banditrant-blog]

I now need to try this...

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[unfocusedmind]

[in-twilight-realms-blog]

[plagueutopia-deactivated2023021]

It’s back

[intheworstofways]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[oakh4rt]

this will always be my favorite

[dangerousnotbroken]

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost all sense of humour.

[usergrantaire]

how am I not sick of reading about two people falling in love in 5,000 different ways

[aiulbones]

I haven’t seen the new episode yet, but based on my dash, I believe this is how it ends.

[pom-pom-pime-blog]

That’s how I remember it.

[destiel-is-cockles-fault-deacti]

Totally canon lol

[highfunctioningsociofangirl-dea]

Super (WhoLock) Market

Manager: Welcome to the grand opening of the Super (WhoLock) Market!

Sherlock: John, what are we doing here?

John: Shh

Manager: Our store has everything your heart desires! Just be sure you don’t dwell on your dreams and forget to live…

Dean: Wait, what-

Manager: And finally: THE SUPER (WHOLOCK) MARKET IS NOW OPEN!

*cheering*

Doctor: Hello, I’m the Doctor, I work in a shop now. I’m here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget who I am. Very thoughtful as that does happen.

Dean: So uh, where’s the pie?

Doctor: Isle 3, probably about ¼ the way down.

Sam: Look at all this salt! There’s an entire isle of salt!!!

Sherlock: Doctor, I’m planning a meeting with my nemesis and I’d like to make some tea for the occasion. What brand do you recommend?

Doctor: Try the Moriartea, it’s a best seller around here.

John: Jam jam jam jam jam…

Cas: They have honey here, made from bees! Sam, Dean look!

Dean: That’s nice Cas. Hey why isn’t there apple pie?

Doctor: Apples are rubbish, I hate apples.

Sam: Hey Sherlock, where did John go?

Sherlock: My guess is he’s probably having another row with one of your machines.

Cas: Angel food cake… hm.

John: *pointing to a wall of thick darkness* Hey what’s over here in this section of the store?

Dean: There’s another section? Hey do they have apple pie over there?

Doctor: No don’t go over there!

Sam: Why not?

Doctor: In that section you will find things like shock blankets, pizza, nutella, and… fangirls.

*dramatic music*

Dean: You don’t mean-

Doctor: If you go in there, you will never come out alive.

*more dramatic music*

Sam: Hey, uh, where’s Cas?

*screaming from fangirl section*

Doctor: *pulls out his screwdriver and scans section* There’s high radiofantivity going on in there. We need to evacuate.

Dean: *scanning with EMF meter* I’m getting some kind of weird signal. It’s not looking good.

John: But what about this Cas?

Sherlock: I would deduce they already have him.

*rumbling sound*

Doctor: There’s one thing I do an awful lot of.

Dean: What’s that?

Doctor: Running! We’ve got to move out!

*everyone runs as fangirls emerge from the darkness*

John: It’s the end!

Doctor: No. *dramatic zoom in*

It’s tumblr.

THE END

Hope you enjoyed it! Kinda random, but I found it to be fun to write!

[jovialcupcakecupcake]

This is wonderful!

[jambearie]

[destiel-is-cockles-fault-deacti]

I couldn’t help myself~

[lordwhat]

Fool proof.

[glitchymanic]

This is beautiful 

[banditrant-blog]

I was talking about Supernatural with my brother and pedophilia came up. I cannot for the life of me remember why. He said that SPN doesn't have a gif for everything, since there isn't pedophilia in the show. I brought up Bela. He said: She isn't a little girl. I said: She was a little girl. He said: Everyone was a little girl once. He is standing by that statement.