Bandom Orientation Headcanons

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1/2 All ace MCR though, but like. In different forms. Like, idek, Mikey's a grey ace ("I dunno. Do you want pie today? No? So, that's what it's like. Can we move on??") Ray's indifferent about the whole thing ("?? I mean, guys are kinda cute but??

2/2 Not like that? Why do you wanna know? I'm not all that interested, tbh, I'm here for the snacks.") Gerard is positive ("I'm here, I'm queer, and not interested unless were dating") Frank isn't into it at all ("Nope" Is his only and go-to reply)

this is so cute though i love it!!! god bless ace headcanons tbh!

// mikey

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Omg this is really stupid but for the bisexual Josh ask you answered recently, you could say that they'd find him "near-bi"

i just groaned out loud. thank you 

// max

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aro ace All time low. Aro ace rian in a qpr with aro ace cassadee, aro ace trans boy alex in a qpr with ace demiro trans girl lisa. aro ace zack & jack in a qpr.

this….is too perfect. thank you.

-jackson (im a mod on the trans headcanon blog but...please...)

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PANROMANTIC ACE PATRICK DATING HOMOROMANTIC ACE DALLON YES YES

HELL YES I LOVE DALLON AND PATRICK TOGETHER OKAY U HAVE NO IDEA

The height difference kills me okay like gosh dang

// max (i’m actually a mod on bandomtransheadcanons but I love Dal and Patrick together sooo)

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honestly I live for jack and alex from atl in a qpp. they don't mind the fans shipping them, if anything they're all for it and they go along with it when interviewers pester them with questions. but really they do love each other, just not in the way most people assume and that's perfectly okay, they're happy with each other as they are.

they play up affection on stage for the fans and everyone thinks they’re dating but they know they just love each other a lot and that qpp’s are just as valid as any other relationship. and they cuddle all the time and love spending time together even if its just watching movies or pranking they’re band members 

// frankie (i know im not technically a mod on here but i love qpp’s and atl n saw this in the ask box)

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bisexual josh dun dyeing his hair the colours of the bi flag

This is so Good and Pure™ and also something Josh would do because bi people are invisible and whenever an interviewer asks why his hair is done like that specifically he’ll joke “The hair makes it easy to find me”.

-mod LBT

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Aroace josh dun and Tyler Joseph in a queer platonic partnership and Jenna not totally understanding but being really supportive of them and just its too cute for me to handle

okay i’m Really into romantic partners being supportive of their significant others also being in queerplatonic relationships too and honestly this is so good!! jenna doesn’t 100% understand how being qpps is different from being good friends (although it obviously is) but she sees how happy josh makes tyler and that’s enough for her to support their relationship. she trusts both josh and her husband, and she enjoys hearing tyler talk about their platonic dates and listening to them giggle together when they have sleepovers

// mikey

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Also like Patrick, Frank and Pete getting together and forming the 'smol bi club' and just complaining and defending each other to their deathbeds and whenever anyone gives them shit for being bi they destroy them and one Gerard and Miley had to wark together to physically restrain Frank from punching an interviewer in the face after he called Patrick and Pete some pretty rude slurs and 'fakes who are just looking for attention' and Patrick and Pete called him after and thanked him over and over

yes!!! i am 100% in favour of the smol bi band members banding together (pun totally intended) to chill, complain about biphobia etc.

-alex

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Okay but I live for aro Josh Dun. Interviewers ask Tyler about him and jenna and then turn to Josh who's just like "I'm in a commited relationship with my drums" bc what else do you need. Idk. Just, aro Josh Dun.

i can totally imagine aro josh saying that anon, omg! i totally support this headcanon :P

-alex

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Ok right so ace Andy and heterosexual panromantic Patrick doing cute things like cuddling in the back of the bus or sitting on eachothers laps with their arms wrapped around eachother

hell yeah, cuddling f.t.w. amirite <3

-alex

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Listen all I'm saying is bisexual spencer having to explain that even tho he loves guys he doesn't want to date a girl and that he's still bi just not in the traditional sense

yes!!! this is so important!!! honestly i love this

-alex

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okay so i love the idea of aroace patrick and aro bisexual pete in a qpr idk it's adorable to me

i love this idea too!!! qprs are my favourite and i’ve always said that i see pete and patrick’s relationship as being very queerplatonic!! like i can totally imagine pete meeting patrick and the two of them just having this incredible connection that feels stronger than any friendship either of them has ever had. and for a long time pete was really confused because he couldn’t work out if he was attracted to patrick?? he definitely doesn’t want to date him but what else is there?? but then patrick comes across the term qpr and the two of them are just!! yes!!! this makes sense!!! thank god!!!

// mikey

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bi kevin ray. and bi nick petricca. and bi sean waugaman and bi eli maiman. bi walk the moon. walk the bi.

walk the bi

is genius i love it. they all actually meet at queer spaces and lgbt+ music gigs/festivals and bond over a love of electropop music and neon colours and pretty people of all genders. they form their cool queer band of bis (although they like to call themselves “the gays” as well!!) and it’s a shock to them when they become famous and people aren’t aware of their sexualities. like they’ll all be talking in an interview about how hot billie joe armstrong is and suddenly the interviewer will ask “hang on you all like boys???” and nick just adds “and girls too!!!” and then sean “and nonbinary people!!!” and they all just laugh

// mikey

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okay, i can't decide which headcanon i like best so i'll give you both. gay bill beckett who's dating pan gabe saporta writing 'about a girl' to get the message across to his family that "i'm gay, and i'm never going to have a "special lady friend", so stop asking every time i come over to visit please". alternatively, aro ace bill writing 'about a girl' to tell everyone that "hey, i dont do romance, im not in love, none of these songs are about anyone i have in my life, k thx bye"

these are both so good??? bill would totally be the type of overdramatic guy to come out in a song lmao, but gabe would be so hugely supportive of him because he knows what a big deal it is to bill to come out to his parents (hence why he’s never done so before). and when people ask bill about the lyrics he’s just like “girls are great! i just don’t want to date them!”

i love the alternative as well though!! bill uses the song to explain that no, he doesn’t experience romantic and sexual attraction and he never has! and that’s why so many of his songs are about very ambiguous relationships or about different things altogether, such as his mental health or the idea of fame and success

// mikey

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pansexual jack antonoff dating tiny agender nate ruess thank u very much

this is so flipping cute!!! pansexual jack is a Wonderful headcanon, i can imagine him being really chill about his orientation so he doesn’t exactly go out of his way to tell people about it and often people are surprised to meet his partner and realise that they’re agender. meanwhile nate is tiny and super hella gay and very out and proud about it, and they’re always talking about lgbt+ rights and social issues and discrimination and they don’t care if people get sick of them talking about it because it’s important dammit!!!

//mikey

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aromantic pansexual marina and the diamonds thank u

oh my god this is the best thing ever ??? she creates the character of electra heart to critique and send up the idea of aromantic allosexual people being heartless, and she just sighs and rolls her eyes when people ask her if aromantic people are really all “heartbreakers”. she’s also a big advocate for women being able to have as much sex as they want, however they want, with whoever they want, because sexual autonomy is super important!!!

// mikey

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Alrighty, ace/aro Andy Hurley is my life but there are like no fanfics about aro Andy and it kills me! Does anybody know some?

i’m afraid i don’t know any! if anyone does, please send in links!!!

// mikey